Name: Ne Zha: The Three Realms’ Biggest Hopeless Romantic
Author: Min Min Bu Liu

Synopsis

The rating just came out, so it might be a little low~

“Turn on the lights” is on Weibo.

Arrogant, sharp-tongued gong vs. auspicious, timid shou

Because of a few words taken out of context, Nezha mistakes Bai Ze for a spy sent by the Heavenly Court and Li Jing to keep an eye on him. Wanting to see what tricks they’re up to, he takes in this little enemy spy.

Nezha expects Bai Ze to do everything he can to persuade him to make peace and submit. He never imagined the guy would be such an idiot, so clueless about even the most basic things that Nezha starts to think he’s deliberately provoking him.

Furious and laughing at the same time, Nezha decides to teach this insolent auspicious beast a lesson. In the end, though, he loses his own heart, too. After reflecting on what happened, Nezha goes to negotiate with the Jade Emperor, demanding full “ownership” of Bai Ze.

Jade Emperor: Bai Ze was the one we sent to you as a partner in the first place. Didn’t you say you knew that?

Nezha: ...

I was too busy wondering what scheme you were plotting. I didn’t even hear what you said.

You should’ve just said he was my wife! Look at the mess we’ve got now...

Stats

145Chapters

903Reads · 30 days

55.6kReads · all time

144Shelf adds, last 14 days

6.5Score

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A Book With Nezha as the Love Interest

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Looking for Danmei of All Kinds, Recommend Me Some, Please!

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I've Been Obsessed with Nezha Lately. Hand Over Your Books! 😋

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Nezha X Original Female Lead (No Lotus and Fish!!!)

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Looking for Nezha Fanfiction! Not the Demon Child Version!

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Nezha Dream-Girl Stories with a Cool, Cute Lead

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