Tracy McGrady’s Basketball Reboot: The Black Mamba and a Body of Steel

Hall of Famer Tracy McGrady wakes up in shock to find himself back on the day of the 1997 NBA Draft! From the start, he gains Kobe's Mamba Mentality and LeBron's iron physique.

“Tracy is averaging a triple-double, directing the offense from the top of the key and making no-look passes. And you’re telling me he’s a rookie!?”

“He’s firing away from beyond the arc. Tracy is playing a whole new kind of basketball!!”

Watching the media gush about him nonstop,

McGrady smiles faintly:

“Just wait. I’ll show you Giannis at his peak throwing down a one-handed dunk after an euro step from beyond the three-point line!

“And Dirk Nowitzki’s one-legged fadeaway, but even better!

“I’ll give 90s basketball a little shock!”

Jordan: “McGrady is the true god of basketball. I’m retiring right here!”

O’Neal: “I don’t deserve to be called the Big Diesel. Next to McGrady, I’m just a sardine!”

Barkley: “No more bets, no more bets! I’ll kiss a donkey’s ass right now, okay?”