Liu Bang in the Three Kingdoms: These Warlords Are No Good

## Liu Bang in the Three Kingdoms: This Lord Is Hopeless, So I’ll Have to Take Over!

> Liu Bang opens his eyes and finds himself as Liu Bei, sniveling at Changban Slope.

> Seeing the pursuers closing in, he takes off running. “What’s there to cry about? We need to save our own skins!”

> Zhao Yun rides alone to rescue his lord, his armor soaked in blood. Liu Bang just scoffs. “Too slow. I ran ten times faster than that back in my day!”

> Zhang Fei roars from Changban Bridge, driving Cao Cao’s troops back. Liu Bang picks at his ear. “What good is a loud voice?”

> The common people praise Liu Bei’s benevolence with tears in their eyes. Liu Bang silently works out the numbers. “How much is benevolence worth? Collecting protection money is the real business!”

> Just as he’s figuring out how to make a quick buck and flee, a notification chimes from the System: “Choose the character for the next chapter: Cao Cao, Sun Quan, Dong Zhuo...”