Honghuang: I Opened a Cinema on Buzhou Mountain

[Primordial World + System + Absurd Comedy + Laugh-Out-Loud + Mastermind] Reborn at the end of the Dragon-Han Calamity, in the Primordial World, Chu Xuan finds himself a lazy creature lying flat beneath Buzhou Mountain. He’s completely stunned. The Dao-Devil War has just ended, Hongjun has yet to unite with the Dao, and the Witch-Demon War is already heating up. The danger level is off the charts! Fortunately, he awakens the “Great Dao Cinema” System. Showing movies lets people comprehend divine abilities, and he gets ten times the rewards! And so, the whole vibe of the Primordial World goes completely off the rails: A preview screening of Ne Zha: Birth of the Demon Child leaves the entire dragon race sobbing in the bathroom. The exclusive premiere of Perfect World has the entire Witch clan entering the Blood-Moving Realm, chasing the Demon clan and shouting, “Hand over that beast milk!” When The Matrix hits theaters, the mighty become obsessed with its philosophy. Hongjun opens a class at the Zixiao Palace, but everyone in the audience is busy swapping movie reviews! At a special screening of Titanic, Empress Nuwa weeps: “So this is what it feels like to die for romance…” Dao Ancestor Hongjun: “Preaching? What’s the point of preaching? Let’s go watch Primordial World: The Movie together!” The Two Sages of the West, Jieyin and Zhunti: “This treasure is destined for the West… Wait, the cinema doesn’t sell tickets on credit! Fellow Daoist Chu Xuan, can’t you give us a discount?” Chu Xuan: “There are seats in the VIP room. Trade me the seeds from your twelve-grade Golden Lotus… and some water from your merit pool!” While all the beings of the Primordial World are busy writing reviews, shipping couples, and clamoring for sequels, Chu Xuan watches his cultivation soar backstage and smiles with satisfaction. He leads humanity to rise in the Primordial World, builds the Great Wall to defend against the Demon clan, tiles the Great Wall, and installs an elevator in Buzhou Mountain, helping humanity become the leading force step by step! The Witch-Demon Tribulation, the Investiture of the Gods Tribulation, and the Journey to the West Tribulation all get their plots completely rewritten thanks to Chu Xuan’s unexpected arrival!