Honghuang: I Have a Super Chaos-Making System

Shi Tianxiang is an utterly ordinary funny girl who transmigrates into the primordial world, only to become... an Innate Turd-Stirring Stick under Sect Master Tongtian?! Yes, exactly what it sounds like. She was once a stubborn rock in primordial chaos. After witnessing Pangu split heaven and earth and the three thousand gods and demons getting up to... all sorts of things, she was unfortunately caught in the fallout. From then on, her Dao body was flawed, and when she took human form, she became a Turd-Stirring Stick that everyone loathed. Just as she thought her career in the primordial world was destined to stink for all eternity, the [Primordial World Super Shenanigans System] arrived! She thought she was about to enjoy a cheat-fueled life, marry a rich, handsome man, and reach the pinnacle of immortal life. Who knew this System would be... completely crazy! [Ding! Newbie mission: Touch Luo Hu's Immortal Slaying Sword and say, “Baby, you might get a little hot later.”] [Ding! Host, paint the sign on Dao Ancestor Hongjun's Zixiao Palace pink within three days, and sign it “The Primordial World's Number One Handsome Guy.”] [Ding! Emergency mission: While Nuwa Creates Humans, secretly add Lao Gan Ma chili sauce to the Xi Rang clay to improve the human race's taste!] Shi Tianxiang burst into tears. “System, are you actually trying to get me killed?!” And so, the whole style of the primordial world began to go off the rails: the first calamity of the Dragon, Phoenix, and Qilin Clans turned into a dance-off in the square; the war between the Wu and Demon Clans became a showdown of cheesy pickup lines; and the Investiture of the Gods became an invitation to The Primordial World's Roastfest... Dao Ancestor Hongjun stared at the Fortune Jade Disc, which Shi Tianxiang had picked clean. The Heavenly Dao glared at its operating rules, which she had scrambled into gibberish. Both clutched their heads and wailed, “Please, Shi Tianxiang, stop using your powers! I'll give you the Saint's Dao Fruit, all right?!” This is the hilarious story of a “Turd-Stirring Stick” girl who pulls one outrageous stunt after another and eventually becomes the primordial world's greatest source of memes!