Name: Honghuang: I Have a Super Chaos-Making System
Author: Qin Zhu Hanxi

Synopsis

Shi Tianxiang is an utterly ordinary funny girl who, in a single day, transmigrates into Honghuang and becomes... a Primordial Turd Poker under Sect Master Tongtian?!

That's right, she literally becomes a turd poker. She was once a stubborn rock in Chaos, but after witnessing the grand spectacle of Pangu creating the world and the Three Thousand Gods and Demons doing... that, she was caught in the fallout. From then on, her Dao body was flawed, and when she transformed, she became a turd-poker Dao body that everyone despised.

Just as she thinks her Honghuang career is destined to stink for ten thousand years, the [Honghuang Super Shenanigans System] arrives! She thought she'd be living a cheat-powered life from then on, marrying a rich, handsome man and reaching the pinnacle of immortal life. But this System... is completely insane!

[Ding! Newbie quest: Touch Luohou's Immortal Slaying Sword and say, "Sweetheart, you might get a little hot later."]

[Ding! Host, paint Dao Ancestor Hongjun's Zixiao Palace sign pink within three days and sign it, "Honghuang's Number One Handsome Guy."]

[Ding! Urgent quest: When Nuwa Creates Humans, secretly add Lao Gan Ma chili crisp to the Xirang clay to improve the Human Race's taste!]

Shi Tianxiang bursts into tears. "System, you really want me dead!"

And so Honghuang's whole vibe starts to go off the rails: the Dragon-Phoenix Tribulation becomes a dance-off in the town square, the Wu-Yao War turns into a contest of cheesy pickup lines, and the Investiture of the Gods becomes an invitation to the Honghuang Roast Festival...

Dao Ancestor Hongjun watches as Shi Tianxiang strips the Creation Jade Disc bald, while the Heavenly Dao stares at the operating rules she's glitched into gibberish. They both clutch their heads and cry, "Please, Shi Tianxiang, stop using your powers! I'll even give you the Saint's Dao Fruit, all right?!"

This is the hilarious story of a girl who, through her antics, becomes the source of a thousand memes in Honghuang!

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