Great Primordial World Novels: Funny and Imaginative 不错的洪荒文,搞笑,脑洞
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The Heaven-Connecting Sect's First Disciple? No, Its Rebellious One 通天首徒?不,是逆徒
Chen Xiao, one of countless transmigrators, was born in the primordial world. Before the great Witch-Demon Tribulation, before Nuwa had created humanity, he became the first innate human. Born with an innate Daoist body and sword bones, he was blessed with deep fortune and the destiny of humanity. By a twist of fate, Tongtian saved him, then forced him to become his disciple and the eldest senior brother of the Jie Sect. When he learned that, during the Investiture of the Gods Tribulation, the J
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Honghuang: I’ll Come Clean, I’m the Ancestor of Wisdom! 洪荒:摊牌了,我就是智慧祖巫!
[Primordial World + Investiture of the Gods + Journey to the West + invincible + comedy + scheming + play the pig to eat the tiger] Wu Tian transmigrates into the Primordial World and becomes a member of the Wu Clan. Unlike the others, he has no interest in fighting and killing. He just wants to stay behind the Ancestral Shamans, occasionally offer them advice, cultivate cautiously, and attain the Great Dao. Why fear the Calamity of the Wu and Yaoguang Clans? As long as he can hang on until the
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After Giving Sun Wukong a System, the Monkey Became Invincible! 给孙悟空发系统后,猴子无敌了!
[Primordial world and Journey to the West + comedy + multiple Systems + invincible protagonist leads a group of invincibles] Chu Yi transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West and binds himself to the Chaos Main System. As long as a target meets a sub-System’s requirements, he can give them that sub-System? Chu Yi: Great, great. This is going to be fun. He gives Sun Wukong the [God-Tier Choice System]. Sun Wukong: Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don’t bully
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Honghuang: I Have a Super Chaos-Making System 洪荒:我有一个超级整活系统
Shi Tianxiang is an utterly ordinary funny girl who, in a single day, transmigrates into Honghuang and becomes... a Primordial Turd Poker under Sect Master Tongtian?! That's right, she literally becomes a turd poker. She was once a stubborn rock in Chaos, but after witnessing the grand spectacle of Pangu creating the world and the Three Thousand Gods and Demons doing... that, she was caught in the fallout. From then on, her Dao body was flawed, and when she transformed, she became a turd-poker D
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Honghuang: I Opened a Cinema on Buzhou Mountain 洪荒:我在不周山开影院
[Primordial World + System + Absurd Comedy + Laugh-Out-Loud + Mastermind] Reborn at the end of the Dragon-Han Calamity, in the Primordial World, Chu Xuan finds himself a lazy creature lying flat beneath Buzhou Mountain. He’s completely stunned. The Dao-Devil War has just ended, Hongjun has yet to unite with the Dao, and the Witch-Demon War is already heating up. The danger level is off the charts! Fortunately, he awakens the “Great Dao Cinema” System. Showing movies lets people comprehend divine
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Honghuang: I Am a Little Better Than Others 洪荒:我比别人强一点
[Honghuang in the early stages, myriad worlds later] + [An original method uniting the Myriad Sources] + [Women] + [Invincible] + [Seizing the author's permissions] + [Unfettered] Chi Yu is reborn as the first grain of sand in Honghuang. From the beginning of Honghuang, he activates the System and grows stronger against powerful opponents, rapidly reaching the realms of Primordial Great Luo Golden Immortal, Primordial Supreme Ultimate Golden Immortal, and Primordial Supreme Limitless Golden Immo
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I Am the Data Emperor Haotian of Honghuang 吾乃洪荒昊天数据大帝
Li Hao dreams of countless beauties, only to wake up as Haotian in the Primordial World. It is just in time for the first lecture at the Purple Cloud Palace. As he stands there utterly bewildered, he activates the Myriad Origins Data Panel. All things and living beings are converted into data, which he can alter at will, adding or subtracting as he pleases. What’s more, any data he changes for other things and beings is returned to Li Hao a hundredfold. … With Myriad Origins Data, all things an
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Honghuang: Conceptual Poison Ancestor, What Can You Do to Me? 洪荒:概念毒祖,你奈我何?
[No System] [Transcendent from the Start] [Unaffected by Everything] [Conceptual Derivation] A poisonous lotus attached itself to the Genesis Azure Golden Lotus and entered the Primordial World as a giant created the world and split open the heavens. As the ages passed, it evolved, gave birth to a spirit, and became the Poison Ancestor. Its innate Dao art, Poison of Conceptual Derivation, ignores all rules and restraints, granting transcendence from the start. The moment he was born, the Great D
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The Dao Has No Bounds: Growing Stronger from Honghuang Onward 道无止境,从洪荒开始强上加强
High school underachiever Li Qiang sat the college entrance exam. After filling in C for every answer on the English test answer sheet, he felt too embarrassed to hand it in early, so he laid his head on the desk and fell fast asleep. When he woke up, he discovered he had transmigrated to the dawn of the primordial world, becoming a body of calamity and void energy. Fortunately, the System took a liking to him and activated the Strength-on-Top-of-Strength System. And so, a first-rate schemer was
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More Children, More Blessings: I, Di Xin, Take Jiang Queen as My Bride from the Start 多子多福:我帝辛开局迎娶姜皇后
My new work is here! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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In the Investiture of the Gods, I Become a Saint by Selling Mystery Boxes! 人在封神,我靠卖盲盒成圣!
After transmigrating to the Primordial World, Su Yang became one of the many demons in Xuanyuan Tomb. Thinking of how Xuanyuan Tomb would be burned down in the future, leaving him dead and his Dao destroyed, Su Yang grew anxious and trained desperately. On the day he transformed into human form, he received an invitation to the chat group spanning the myriad heavens and became its owner. He also unlocked a blind-box shop where the boxes could contain anything at all: magical treasures, cultivati
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A Lucky Immortal Leapt Out of a Gourd in Honghuang 洪荒之葫芦里蹦出来个福禄仙
My soul transmigrated into a gourd vine in the primordial chaos, and by good fortune I became the belt of Lady Taiyuan, wife of the great Pangu. But when heaven and earth were created, my true form was split in two as I helped my master bring forth creation. The main body, following Qingwei’s innermost wishes, became a Chaos spiritual root guarding the primordial world’s ancient starry skies, while a small fragment fell somewhere in the primordial world. Just when I had finally regained consciou
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Patriarch Bodhi: From the Southern Heavenly Gate to Honghuang 菩提老祖,从南天门打到洪荒
Wukong was crushed beneath Five-Finger Mountain? The truth is, it wasn’t because the demon monkey had wreaked havoc. The Tathagata wanted to seize the fortune of the Three Realms from him! The instant the mountain fell Patriarch Bodhi stormed Mount Ling: “Bald donkey, you dare touch my beloved disciple? Today, I’ll bring down your Western Heaven!” One spear pierces ten thousand Buddhas; one furious roar shakes the Three Realms! Rescue Wukong and seize all the fortune. From now on, I call the s
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Villain Hongjun: Nine Reincarnations, the Whole World Burst into Tears 反派鸿钧:九世轮回,全洪荒泪崩
[Villain + Redemption + Primordial World] Hongjun has transmigrated into the apocalyptic calamity at the end of the Primordial World, only to be trapped and refined by the Heavenly Dao, Nuwa, Houtu, and the living beings of the Primordial World. At the brink of despair, Hongjun awakens a Life Editor and begins rewriting the history of the Primordial World: After Pangu created the world, Hongjun struggled to survive alongside the Heavenly Dao, slaughtered every ferocious beast, and gave the Heave
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Honghuang: You Can't Imagine How Much Fun It Is to Be the Sneakiest One 洪荒:老六的快乐你想不到
[Comedy + No Female Lead + Master of Dirty Tricks] Zhang Hao transmigrated into the primordial world, becoming an ordinary human before the Three Pure Ones had attained sainthood. After meeting Laozi, who was traveling among humanity, he awakened the golden finger called the Great Dao Space, which let him synchronize with others and copy their spiritual treasures. From then on, Zhang Hao went further and further down the path of being a master of dirty tricks. During the Investiture of the Gods
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I Survived from the Primordial Era to the Journey to the West 我,从洪荒苟到西游
Mu Chen transmigrates to the Primordial World, becoming an ethereal spirit with no fixed form. He starts out utterly weak, but unexpectedly awakens the Starsea Fishing Choice System. “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for a hundred years, you've obtained a replica of the Four Swords of Zhu Xian!” “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for a thousand years, you've become a Taiyi Mystic Immortal!” “Congratulations, Host! After fishing for ten thousand years, you've attained the rank of Great Luo
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Honghuang: The System Urged Me to Fight Hongjun 洪荒:系统教唆我打鸿钧
[Honghuang] [System] [Transmigration] [Reborn] [Scheming] After transmigrating to the Honghuang era, Ye Fan binds himself to a System and discovers that acting like a charlatan can earn him power, divine abilities, and Innate Spiritual Treasures! The only problem is that this lousy System keeps egging him on to pick fights with Honghuang big shots like Hongjun! Ye Fan says: You think you can harm your Host? The lousy System must be dreaming! “Heaven and Earth are not benevolent; they treat all t
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Honghuang: I, Hongjun, Am Really Not the Villain 洪荒:我鸿钧真不是反派
[Comedy + Satisfying Revenge + No Female Lead] Tongtian One: I am Tongtian. I will never found a sect. Tongtian Two: I am Tongtian. I will never become a saint. Tongtian Three: I am Tongtian. I will never confer the gods. King Father of the East: I will build the strongest Heavenly Court. Zhao Gongming: I will expose Hongjun's conspiracy. The transmigrators descend upon the Primordial World, naturally believing themselves righteous and making it their mission to overthrow Hongjun's rule. All Hon
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God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择:这个御兽师有亿点生猛
[Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a..
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The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录
[No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir
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Primordial Styx: Blood God Avatars Spread Across the World 洪荒冥河之血神分身遍天下
The short drama The Strongest Styx Rewrites the Primordial World is complete. Fellow Daoist fans of short dramas, feel free to click in and check it out. A soul from the future transmigrates to the Primordial World and becomes Minghe. He awakens before anyone else and uses billions of clones to lay down a grand formation that morally coerces the entire Primordial World. He attains the Dao before Hongjun. A golden wheel of Great Dao merit shines across the Primordial World. The Heavenly Dao is so
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The Star Dao: Records of the Stars 星道群星录
A wild mash-up with a strong Honghuang flavor, bringing together Honghuang, Journey to the West, Uncle Jiu and Ultraman, the stories of GG Bond and Di Renjie, guest appearances by Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit and the Seer, and even Pleasant Goat! Beyond the world lies the void, and within the void lies a realm. It is called the Narrative Layer. A foe emerged within this realm. None knew what manner of being it was, but it came to be known as the Calamity. The Narrative Layer first created the or
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Wanda Opens on Liangshan, and the Heroes Never Go to Fight Fang La 万达开在梁山上,好汉不去打方腊
Splash! I fall into a sewer, wake up, and find that the System has opened a Wanda Plaza for me on Liangshan. It also says that the planet Lu Hami watched the original Water Margin and was very unhappy with the outcome, so it has made Ma Chao the boss of Liangshan Wanda, letting the heroes keep drinking from huge bowls and eating their fill on Liangshan. Smash Song Jiang’s dream of accepting amnesty. Li Kui: Brother, with such a wonder on Liangshan, why bother listening to the court and accep
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Heaven-Defying Asura Scroll 逆天修罗卷
“What? You’re saying I was reborn? Hahaha! I was reborn, I was reborn, hahaha! This time, I absolutely refuse to coast to victory. I’m going to win MVP.” “I have good news and bad news for you.” “Let’s hear it!” “The good news is that you were reborn. The bad news is that your save file was deleted.” “Uh... You’re messing with me! I’m the famous survival expert Bear Grylls Black. You can call me Little Blackie. I come from a lower plane of the Extreme Region, beneath the Gilded Immortal Domain,
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后,这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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Honghuang: Jieyin Stole the Supreme Treasure? The Western Teachings Are Finished 洪荒:接引抢至宝?西方教你完了
[Invincible in Honghuang + Investiture of the Gods + No System + Jie Sect + Transmigration] From the start, he transmigrates into the Primordial World, takes the Heavenly Court's three biggest troublemakers as disciples, and revives the Wu and demon races. Yuan Hong has just transmigrated into the Primordial World when he opens his eyes and sees Zhunti saying to him, "Fellow Daoist, I see that you are destined to join my Western Teachings." Yuan Hong jolts and raises his middle finger at Saint Z
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The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记
[Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F
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The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm 滚刀肉卜卦闯仙界
[Comedy + Absurd Humor + Nonsense + Xianxia + Spirit Beasts] Wu Tiedui stumbled upon a legacy in a ruined temple and kicked off comedy mode, beginning a life of laying low in the immortal realm! Greedy, lecherous, fond of good food, and lazy!
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I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何
The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side.
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