Mushrooms Made Me a Superhero, but the Side Effect Is Social Death

Fennick Jumping Mushroom was an unlucky Bandle City mushroom farmer whose crops always mutated.

After an explosion, he discovered that eating mutated mushrooms gave him random superpowers.

The only catch was that super-bouncing made his legs cramp, invisibility came with a loud fart, and glowing made him sneeze nonstop...

Even worse, the explosion sent him flying into a Noxian military camp.

In the grim military camp, he used mushrooms to put on an absurd survival act:

Bullied by veterans, he swallowed a paralyzing mushroom, only for every enemy to freeze and fall when they launched an attack;

Nervous during the general's interrogation, he started glowing and illuminated the general's bald spot;

He accidentally ate a glowing mushroom during a night raid on the enemy camp, exposing his position and drawing a storm of arrows.

The Noxian soldiers gradually realized that whenever this short fellow caused trouble, the whole war took an absurd turn.

"A grim, brutal war? No, we've got a silly mushroom sprite in our camp."