I Cultivated Immortality and Became a God with a Simulator

Absurd comedy + passionate growth + interstellar civilization + a multi-civilization alliance. Come on in! Wang Lei, a 22-year-old overworked office drone trapped in the 996 grind, gets a medical checkup: kidney deficiency and fatty liver. One Saturday night, he angrily deletes a pay-to-win mobile game, only to be hit by a black box falling from the sky. 【Cultivation Simulator: Special Edition for Office Drones】 successfully bound! ① Stay too long absorbing spiritual energy? Get a cattle prod on a livestream for the whole internet to see! ② Emotional overload? Efficiency drops by 30%, and your entire bonus gets docked! ③ No spiritual roots? Pay out of pocket to gather the “Five Elements materials from a hardware store,” then manufacture a mixed spiritual root with 60% purity. Use Fireball as office software! From picking “demon beast tail hairs” out of the neighborhood fountain and trading them for half a spirit stone, to trading blows with the Void Fleet aboard the starship Alliance; From being chased by security guards to being fought over by the four great sects; From “kidney deficiency warning” to “Five Elements Golden Core orbiting him, Chaos Spiritual Root awakened” Wang Lei grumbles like an office drone all the way, turning the cultivation world into a battlefield of performance metrics. “System, I’m working overtime for sure! But I want the entire universe’s worth of overtime pay!”