Please Accept Your Younger Boyfriend, Offered as Collateral

[Urban sweet romance · Younger man with a bold, direct approach · Countdown contract] [System Alert] You have a “debt repayment item” awaiting collection. Please check your order. Item details: Male, 22, 185 cm tall, with coffee stains and morning sunlight included. Creditor: Lin Xian, 32, a tyrant of time management. The burn on the back of his hand is valued at 200,000 yuan. Payment method: “No money, just me. The remaining 23 hours and 59 minutes of today belong to you.” Instructions: 1. He may pin your wrist with his tie in a subway elevator and quietly ask for an “extension on the interest.” 2. He may kiss you when the plane hits turbulence, then explain that it falls under the “high-altitude pain aftercare agreement.” 3. Please note: This “debt repayment item” comes with hidden abilities, including former esports champion, traffic-algorithm genius, and the power to make a comeback by selling 300 million yuan worth of goods in a single livestream. Risk warning: Contact may cause the following side effects: accelerated heartbeat, a total collapse of your sense of time, a whole new understanding of “giving up and doing nothing,” and an irresistible urge to “keep him forever.” Current status: The 24-hour countdown has begun. Final clause: If payment is overdue, interest will be charged in kisses, repayable for life.