Why Reject the Universe’s Most Beautiful Bunny’s Confession?

[Gintama: Kamui Fan Fiction] “Hey, why did you reject the confession of the most beautiful rabbit in the universe?” The strongest and most beautiful girl general, Dangdang, has three great regrets in life: First, zha jiang noodles without cucumber. Second, Kamui having a mouth. Third, her confession at eighteen being livestreamed across the entire universe! Back then, she pointed her umbrella at the stars and declared, “Date me, and I’ll make sure you get authentic zha jiang noodles every meal!” A certain crazy rabbit smiled and crushed her love letter. “I don’t need something so boring.” He humiliated her so badly she packed up and went home that very night. After she turned twenty, her superiors ordered her to set out again and return to this star system. There, she met a different version of him. Why did this guy keep changing? Now the tables have turned! ※Reader’s Guide※ 1. Two crazy people brawl on a daily basis. The cost of repairing their ships could circle Huang’an Star three times. 2. General Dangdang has universe-level narcissism, while Kamui is in the terminal stages of the “actually, he’s kind of irresistible” syndrome. 3. Plenty of sugar, with razor blades mixed in. 4. The fictional heroine’s people are a branch of the Yato clan who fled to a distant star system many years ago.