Why Reject the Universe’s Most Beautiful Bunny’s Confession?

[Gintama: Kamui Fanfiction]

“Hey, you there? Why did you turn down the confession of the universe's most beautiful rabbit?”

The strongest and most beautiful young general in the far reaches of the universe, Dangdang, has three great regrets in life:

First, that her zhajiangmian never comes with cucumber. Second, that Kamui has a mouth. Third, that the whole universe livestreamed her confession when she was eighteen!

Back then, she pointed her umbrella at the stars and declared, “Be mine, and I'll make sure you get authentic zhajiangmian every meal!”

The crazy rabbit smiled as he crushed her love letter. “I don't need something so boring.”

He humiliated her so badly she packed up and went home that very night.

At twenty, her superiors sent her back to this star system, where she met a very different version of him. Why does this guy keep changing?

Now karma has come for her!

※Reader's Guide※

1. Two unhinged characters brawling on the daily. The cost of repairing their ships could circle the planet Huang'an three times.

2. General Dangdang has cosmic-level narcissism, while Kamui is in the terminal stages of the “he's actually kind of great” disease.

3. Sweetness comes with razor blades. All you can eat.

4. The fictional heroine's people are a branch of the Yato who fled to a distant star system many years ago.