Honghuang: I Transmigrated to Journey to the West as a System, and My Host Is Bodhi

(Slow burn, System space, Alternate setting, Scheming, Primordial World) Blink, and a day has passed, huh? Blink, and you've spent five years as an idiot. Anyone else? Spend five years as an idiot, finally recover your memories, and discover you've transmigrated into the Primordial World of Journey to the West. Anyone else? Get bound to a System, only for it to blow up. Anyone else? Become the System yourself. Anyone else? Become a System, only for your Host not to trust you. Anyone else? The answer is yes. Pan Long managed to get hit with every single one of those buffs at once. Pan Long: “Old man, you're about to be sent to Mount Fangcun to build the Cave of the Slanting Moon and Three Stars.” Bodhi: “You guessed that one pretty well!” Pan Long: “Old man, I think you're an idiot!” Bodhi: “You little brat, come out and fight me one-on-one! I'll fight you with one hand!” Pan Long: “Old man, you're about to have a disciple named Sun Wukong.” Bodhi: “You guessed right again!” “Ah!!! This old man is beyond help. I'm so mad I could die. Goodbye. Whoever wants to serve him can do it. I'm done!” Pan Long: “I transmigrated, and I still have to take out a loan?” The Jade Emperor: “How dare you speak so recklessly?” Pan Long: “My master is Bodhi!” The Tathagata: “What makes you think you can oppose my Buddhist sect?” Pan Long: “My master is Bodhi!” Far away on Mount Fangcun, Bodhi sneezed repeatedly. “Strange, strange. Who keeps thinking about me?” “You little brat, get back here! I'm almost out of my soda!” Hou Ping: “Hey! This chicken is so hard to cook! Senior Brother, hurry back! I don't know how to make it...” I'm no good at writing a synopsis, so please go read the story. The main story has magical treasures and cultivation from chapters nine and eleven onward.