The System Went Crazy and Told Me to Brainwash the Entire Journey to the West

Shi Tou transmigrated and became bound to a sign-in System, but since he was a rock, he had no way to complete the beginner quest. After countless ages of tormenting one another with the System, the place where he lived became Flower-Fruit Mountain. When Sun Wukong was born, the commotion woke him up, and the System changed too, becoming a madness-inducing System. As long as he drove others crazy, he could grow stronger. From then on, the Journey to the West began to change: a wildly reimagined pilgrimage team, and members of the Heavenly Court who showed up but did no work. They journeyed west, driving everyone mad along the way. At last, in the Great Hall of the Buddha, Sun Wukong glared at the Tathagata and asked, “Master! From now on, you’re in charge of Spirit Mountain? You’ll be the Buddha!” Tang Sanzang: “That doesn’t seem right, does it?” The Tathagata: “It’s all right. At least my second disciple is...” Tang Sanzang: “Where are my sunglasses?” With sunglasses on, he couldn’t care less about anyone! Tang Sanzang: “This poor monk has come from the Great Tang in the East, bound for the Western Heaven to ask the Buddha to step down!”