Tomb Raiding: From the Start, I Went Archaeologizing with a Baby Bottle in My Mouth

Name: Tomb Raiding: From the Start, I Went Archaeologizing with a Baby Bottle in My Mouth
Author: Fengling's First Words

盗墓：开局叼着奶瓶去考古

by Fengling's First Words (凤玲初话)

Status: Completed
Length: 386k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Tomb raiding + absurd comedy + hilarity + love-triangle chaos + System + the “Tender Beef Five” + original little boss girl + no romance + heroine who only pretends to be a kid]

Another title for this book: “Tomb Raiding: From the Start, I Called the Tender Beef Five Daddy”

If you want to know who's best at sweet-talking people, look no further than Mengmeng from Shandong, China.

See how Mengmeng uses her knowledge of the plot to complete missions and claim rewards.

And maybe talk this bunch of master schemers into knots along the way?

Hehe! Seven parts true, two parts false, and the last part is up to you to guess.

I don't mind doing missions, but could you at least give them to me all at once? I just finished Mission One, to call the main characters from “Daomu Biji” Daddy, and now you want me to call another important character from “Daomu Biji” Big Brother?

System, are you serious with these missions?

What even counts as an important character? Fine. If you're going to make missions that ignore all the usual rules, don't blame me for doing whatever I want.

Wu Xie, Xie Yuchen, Zhang Qiling, Wang Pangzi, and Hei Xiazi, the five daddies, stare blankly as Xie Mengmeng calls “Wu Sansheng” Big Brother.

And keeps calling him Big Brother, over and over.

Calling “Wu Sansheng” Big Brother is one thing, but why does she call Wu Erbai Big Brother too?

Just when the Tender Beef Five think Mengmeng has stumbled into a whole nest of Big Brothers, Mengmeng turns to Qiu Dekao and calls him “Grandson.”

“...” The Tender Beef Five are completely stunned.

Xie Mengmeng says:

“Daddy, keep me company while I poop.

Blind Daddy, sing ‘Two Tigers’ for me.

Fatty Daddy, take me to set off firecrackers and give me a pony to ride.

Wu Xie Daddy, take me to the amusement park.

In the end, I still want to follow Mute Daddy back to Yucun and raise chickens.

Family, I feel like I've reached the peak of my life.”

Other names

Tomb Raiding: I Accidentally Became the Last of the Nine Clans盗墓：不小心成为九门独苗Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

194Chapters

6.5kReads · 30 days

920.9kReads · all time

517Shelves

8.8Score

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