Tomb Raiding: A Fake System Binds Me to the Protagonist Team for Missions

Name: Tomb Raiding: A Fake System Binds Me to the Protagonist Team for Missions
Author: Fengling's First Words

盗墓：伪装系统绑定主角团做任务

by Fengling's First Words (凤玲初话)

Status: Completed
Length: 257k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery High-Concept
Updated: 6mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Tomb Raiding + Comedy + System + Wacky Shenanigans + Original Female Lead + The Tender Beef Five + Absurdity + No Romance + Everyone's Favorite]

After Ning You bound herself to a System, some of its bizarre missions nearly scared her to death on the spot.

Capture the King of the Wan Nu alive; take the Queen Mother of the West prisoner; teach wild chicken-neck snakes to sing; dance with human-faced birds.

Are these missions meant for actual people? Did the System mistake its Host for an idiot?

What kind of brain-dead person came up with these missions?

They don't ask the Host to complete missions. They ask the Host to go die.

Fortunately, none of the missions said the Host had to do them personally.

Clever Ning You chose to outsource her missions, hiring the leads of tomb-raiding stories to do the work. She was perfectly happy to sit back and manage the projects.

The more she thought about it, the better the idea sounded. Ning You turned around and bound Zhang Qiling, Wu Xie, Hei Xiazi, Wang Yueban, Hei Xiazi, and Xie Yuchen as her five Hosts.

The Tender Beef Five took on the missions and sparked such fierce competition that they nearly drove the entire System world to its knees.

Wait a minute, what are these five doing? Trying to create a “Rampage of the Giant Snakes” for the Japanese? And they're stealing the meteorite jade, too?

Zhang Qiling signs in while guarding the Bronze Gate; Wang Pangzi is forced to teach wild chicken-neck snakes the national anthem; Wu Xie dances the tango with a human-faced bird while holding a “Beast-Taming Manual”; Hei Xiazi gives the Queen Mother of the West a manicure; and Xie Yuchen, a whale-spending player, just buys points with money.

It isn't until the System sees the points skyrocketing, its Host sprawled on the sofa playing games, and the meteorite jade split into countless pieces that it finally breaks down.

“Host, why are they more enthusiastic about completing missions than you are?”

Ning You replies, “What a coincidence. They're my Hosts.”

Other names

The Tomb Raiding Protagonist Takes a Job: I Outsource Bizarre Missions盗墓主角来打工：我外包奇葩任务Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

128Chapters

4.3kReads · 30 days

177.3kReads · all time

566Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.3Score

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The beginning was quite good, offering a fresh perspective and some humor. I liked the part about outsourcing tasks and profiting from the difference; it felt so satisfying. However, after the humanoid characters appeared, the writing went strange. It was as if the female lead had become a different person. She was easily manipulated by a fish, and anyone could "bully" her.
53 likes7mo ago
It's great! The lack of a romantic pairing makes it a very enjoyable read.
16 likes8mo ago
It's super interesting and super good. It's about a system that binds to a host, who in turn binds to Jieyuhua, Wu Xie, and Hei Xiazi. They do missions together. Xiao Ge was the first one to bind to, but he forgot about it after losing his memory. Anyway, it's a very, very interesting novel.
13 likes7mo ago
I think it's pretty good, but I saw some other comments saying that the female lead's points ratio is 10:1 compared to Xiao Hua's, and that Xiao Hua only earns 100,000 points after working hard for half a day to earn 1 million points. But I think it's actually pretty good. They can afford a lot of things, and the chances of them getting hurt are not very high.
6 likes7mo ago
Haha, this is so good! It's the first time I've ever read this kind of show and I can't stop laughing 💕 The storyline is vivid and interesting 😆 Author, please update more often, or I'll catch up soon! [Please update more frequently!]
5 likes8mo ago
In the beginning, the female lead seems to turn into a real cat, constantly eating cooked fish without a care in the world. But whenever she sees fish in a pond, she wants to catch them and eat them.
4 likes5mo ago
The female lead is fearless, possesses immense strength and a powerful heart—don't change! 😘
4 likes7mo ago
Super good! I've read so many of this author's books, and they're all very interesting. I only realized who this author was when I saw the author's name while I was catching up with this one. No romance, and no charity work involved.
3 likes8mo ago
It's good and very funny. I haven't seen the rest yet. I want to ask the author if the system will be modified later? [Top Post]
2 likes7mo ago
This is a novel with a fresh approach; the author has pioneered a new style of writing, the prose is solid, and it doesn't feel awkward to read. The storyline also flows smoothly.
2 likes7mo ago