Tomb-Raiding House Party: Would You Dare Answer If I Called You Dad?

Tomb raiding + the whole group dotes on a little deadweight + a real little kid. A human-shaped accessory for her dads. She will awaken the Qilin bloodline and turn into a tiny Qilin cub. Anya (Spy x Family) wants to live with a family, so she and novice System 008 travel to the tomb-raiding world. She can read minds, but she’s too young to understand what she hears, so she replies to things she’s only half understood. The result is a houseful of delighted filial piety and the usual chaos of making trouble for her dads... including, but not limited to: Hei Xiazi, holding a bomb: “I hid the firecracker so well. There’s no way the kid will find it.” Anya: “You’re playing with firecrackers and didn’t even invite me?” Then Hei Xiazi’s house exploded!!!! Xie Yuchen stared in horror as two plates of black-maned snakes, one large and one small, were served up. They’d even been arranged with care, one in the shape of a bow and the other a heart. Anya: “Pretty Daddy, I brought you your favorite spicy snack. I just caught them, so they’re fresh.” Wu Xie stared in dismay at a pile of dog food, freeze-dried dog treats, and canned dog food. “Is this for me?!” Anya: “Xiao Man Ge and I are best friends. You’re his eldest nephew, so don’t worry! I’ll protect you!” She repeatedly falsely accused Wu Xie of playing with shit!!! She cleaned the mechanisms, making the sea monkeys and banshees stick their faces right up against the dads every time!!! To protect her dad, she locked him in with a banshee, then blocked the door tight!!!