Tomb Raiding: From the Start, I Kidnap Wu Sansheng and Rob the Nine Clans

[Tomb Raiding + Southern Archives + Goofy Comedy + Laugh-Out-Loud + No Romance + Fake Child + System + Original Female Lead + The Young Five + Family and Friendship]

Wu Niantong transmigrates into a book about tomb raiding and becomes Wu Erbai's daughter, bound to a System that grants skills in return for things she steals.

On the day of her full-month celebration, she clings to Zhang Qiling's jade pendant and refuses to let go. Seeing how much Wu Niantong likes it, Zhang Qiling reluctantly gives it up.

[Ding! You stole from Zhang Qiling. Obtained Zhang Qiling's tomb-raiding experience ×1 and physical prowess ×1.]

And so, Wu Niantong turns her attention to everyone who came to celebrate her full month.

[Ding! You stole from Er Yuehong. Obtained mastery of all forms of performance ×1.]

[Ding! You stole from Xie Jiu. Obtained Xie Jiu's business acumen ×1.]

[Ding! You stole from Zhang Risan...]

One full-month celebration is enough to max out Wu Niantong's tomb-raiding skills.

As for the Wu family,

they've finally got a little girl, and they dote on Wu Niantong like she's the most precious thing in the world.

Wu Xie keeps watch beside Wu Niantong's crib, stealing kisses from her cheeks whenever the adults in the family aren't looking.

Newborn Wu Niantong can't control her bodily functions yet, so she pees all over her own father.

When Wu Yiqiong gets time off, he takes Wu Niantong home to look after her.

Wu Sansheng catches her pee in his bare hands while changing her diaper.

Wu Laogou's dogs all get thoroughly terrorized by Wu Niantong.

And she manages to convince Grandma Wu, her eldest aunt, and her own mommy that she's a sweet little baby who never makes a mess and only came into the world to repay their kindness.

Born at the peak of her game. Who can top that?