Jiangshi: You Won't Take Advice? Fine, This Taoist Knows His Way Around Guns and Cannons

Zhou Xuan, a disciple formally initiated into Shangqing Maoshan, transmigrated to a zombie world and caught the eye of a ghost bride. She wanted him as her live-in son-in-law, to marry him in a ghost wedding and bind their hearts as one. Just then, he awakened the 【Infinite Firepower Persuasion System】. 【Ding! The System detects that you have completed a ☆☆-rank beginner mission: You successfully dissuaded the ghost bride from demanding the traditional betrothal gifts and arranging a proper wedding. Reward: Purple Weapon Chest.】 【Ding! The System detects that you have completed a ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆-rank mission: You successfully dissuaded Ren Fa from cremating his father, Ren Weiyong. Reward: Orange Ammunition Chest.】 【Ding! The System detects that you have completed a ★★★★★-rank mission: You successfully dissuaded the Zombie Empress Dowager from taking her own life. Reward: Gold Equipment Chest.】 What? They won't listen? Even better. I may not be good with words, but I know my way around guns and cannons! Bring me the armor-piercing rounds blessed with Shangqing's Violet Heaven Divine Thunder! Draw talismans on the cartridge cases, dab cinnabar on the firing pins; make the grips from peachwood, and carve the Seven Killings into the shells. A demon-slaying shotgun hangs across my chest, a divine-fire revolver at my waist. Hang a cyber-Triple Deities altar, and rack up merit with electronic incense! Come on, let's set up the altar and perform the ritual!