Name: Pretty Boy? Shut Up, You Purple-Robed Celestial Master!
Author: A Thief by the Clouds

Synopsis

Also known as: The Purple-Robed Celestial Master Who Insists on Becoming a Pretty Boy

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Ran takes over as Celestial Master of Mount Longhu at the age of twelve. By sixteen, he has mastered the Taoist arts and descends the mountain to explore the world.

He becomes a top-tier star.

He joins the livestreamed reality show Life Before Stardom.

While Hua Ge is still cutting hair on livestream,

Maomao is working as a nurse on livestream,

and GAI is getting beaten up every day while singing at a bar,

Su Ran’s life is completely different.

Clad in purple robes, he commands the wind and rain until the meteorological bureau begs the Celestial Master to stop.

He preaches the Tao, and all the beasts heed his call.

He goes to the mountains to drive corpses, stunning the whole internet with the ten corpse-driving techniques.

He slaughters a pig with one hand, catches demons with a flick of his finger, flies on a sword, and attains immortality.

That’s what life is like for pretty boy Su Ran before his debut.

While other pretty boys are busy eating peaches, ours is already getting ready to ascend to heaven?

Other names

You Were Asked to Sing and Dance, So Why Are You Wearing a Purple Robe and Wielding Thunder Magic?让你唱跳，你披上紫袍雷法万岁？Alternate title on Fanqie

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140Chapters

3.9kReads · 30 days

1.8MReads · all time

317Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.3Score

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