I Just Started Patrolling the Forest, and a National Treasure Begs Me to Deliver Its Baby

[Spoiling pets + inner thoughts + livestreaming daily life + no heroine + cozy, healing vibes] Lu Zhiqiu wakes up to find he's transmigrated into a wilderness forest ranger and streamer. He thought it would be a great gig, but it turns out he's in an ungoverned no-man's-land inhabited by all kinds of ferocious birds and beasts, including animals believed to be extinct. No one in their right mind would take the job.

Just as he's about to back out, he activates a System and gains a body that's naturally attuned to the wilderness.

On his first day patrolling, a national treasure comes over and tries to con him.

The national treasure wraps its paws around his leg and cries for help: “Boo-hoo, human, please save the baby in my belly! It's coming too early!”

Lu Zhiqiu: ???

On his second day patrolling, he happens upon an injured South China tiger. He never expected an extinct animal to really exist, so he immediately tries to treat its wounds, only for it to fight back: “Human, don't come any closer! I'll eat you, roar!”

On his third day patrolling,

a long-extinct Titanoboa appears. More than fifteen meters long, it coils nearby and glares at Lu Zhiqiu, flicking its tongue. “I am the king of the forest. I can't believe some mere human dares to run wild here. I'll eat you, hisssss~”

“Hm? How does a human know my weak spot? Ah~ How dare you scratch my seven-inch spot~ This feels so good, squeal~ I hate you~”

The viewers are left speechless. “You're ferocious beasts! Have you no pride at all?”

As the livestream's popularity rises, poachers arrive one after another, only to be utterly crushed by Lu Zhiqiu, the national treasure, and the supposedly extinct animals.

And finally, the national treasure gives him a smooch, Q~ The South China tiger sprays him, Q~ The Titanoboa is Legendary~