After Everyone Heard My Thoughts, I Chose to Slack Off and Enjoy the Show

[Mind-reading + beloved by the whole family + System + powerful figure transmigrates into a book + gossip + play the pig to eat the tiger + ghost hunting]

After Yan Jiaojiao failed to ascend, she transmigrated into a book and was bound to a gossip System!

From the start, she runs into a little ghost looking for trouble. It dares to mess with her? She’s amassed a lifetime of merit and was born with a pair of unusual eyes. She can tell fortunes, read faces, subdue demons, hunt ghosts, punish evil, and do it all!

Faced with a snarling, vicious little ghost, Yan Jiaojiao yawns and takes it down in a second...

Back at the family home where she’s destined to be cannon fodder, she grumbles to herself.

[Mother, someone tampered with your carriage. You’ll roll down the mountainside in it and end up a vegetable!]

[Father, why did you bring an evil spirit home? And you’re wearing the sachet it sewed while it was alive! That’s the least of it. The most important thing is what will happen to the Minister’s residence in three years...]

Father: Tell me! Come on, tell me what happens in three years!

[Eldest brother, the woman you love isn’t really a woman, neither man nor woman! Her pregnancy is a lie, too!]

[Second brother, the vixen you love is fooling around with your best friend. Once the Yan family falls, they’ll gouge out your eyes, cut out your tongue, hack off your limbs, and turn you into a human pig!]

[Third brother, you’ve got it even worse. You’ll not only raise another man’s child, you’ll help your soon-to-be sister-in-law support her lover. Then they’ll gouge out your eyes, break your bones, and bury you alive!]

[Fourth brother...]

[Fifth sister...]

One day, Emperor Deyuan went incognito to see how the people were faring.

[Why’s that old emperor out and about?]

Emperor Deyuan: Who? Who said that?

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Before long, Yan Jiaojiao became the first female official at court and went on a rampage after entering the palace!