Mind Reading: The Beloved Princess Roasts the Entire Imperial Family

[Rebirth + Fictional Setting + Everyone’s Darling + The Whole Family Can Read Minds + Unhinged Comedy + Silly Fluff + Palace Intrigue + A Bloodbath + No Romance]

After finally slaughtering the cold, incompetent royal family and becoming empress herself, Ling Yao opens her eyes and finds that she’s been reborn.

She doesn’t care that her new life starts in hell, but by a strange twist of fate, she gets to stay alive.

“This fucked-up world thinks a stupid baby can count as evidence? When is that blind, useless emperor going to die?”

Consort Yun: Does my daughter actually think just like I do?

Then Noble Consort Xian is deposed, and the crown prince disappears along with her.

The first time she sees the useless emperor, Ling Yao rolls over and points her backside at him. “Damn, what a pain. The useless emperor never attends court or cares about the people. He spends every day fooling around with this one and that one. No wonder he caught some filthy disease.”

The incompetent emperor: ???

You gave birth to this child, so surely you’ve got one more thing to say.

“The only good one in the whole family is my imperial brother. Too bad he died young.”

Ling Yao spends every day ranting and acting crazy, then suddenly realizes the useless emperor is visiting the harem less, the treacherous ministers are gone, her brother is alive and well, and the people’s lives are getting better and better.

Ling Yao: So I don’t have to kill them all and start a rebellion after all?