Mind Reading Plus Eavesdropping on Gossip: The Kind That Makes You Laugh So Hard You Pound the Wall at Midnight

1 全 The Whole Family Brought Stools to Eat Melon, the Real Daughter Broke the News Indifferent to the WindModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 27.6kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves

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This is really funny. The heroine's voice can be heard by her family and the hero. Only she is kept in the dark, and she keeps breaking the news. Moreover, the scenes where she quarrels with the system are also quite funny. I really recommend watching it.

2 王 Princess, Stop Acting, the Prince Can Hear Your Heart. Sugar as SnowAncient Romance500k WordsCompleted 12.5kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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This is where the male protagonist can hear the female protagonist's voice. There are many funny jokes in the book. The female protagonist speaks so funny and eloquent that she laughs out loud every time she reads it. The emotional lines between the male and female protagonists are also very sweet, and there is no misunderstanding in the whole text. It is a sweet and endearing text!

3 满 All the Civil and Military Officials in the Dynasty Listened to My Voice, but I Showed Off and Ate It! Drinking and Listening to the RainAncient Romance738k WordsCompleted 54.9kReads9.5Score145.2kShelves

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①Lin Mo has been a salt fish in the Shang Shufu for more than ten years, but was kicked by his own father to go to work💼——On the first day he went to court with the [Melon-eating System], he gnawed a huge melon: ✨The emperor's underwear was mended three times! Because of poverty! From then on, she jumped up and down in the melon field every day💃, while the civil and military officials and emperors of the court listened to her voice. The morning court gradually turned into a large-scale melon-eating scene🍉 ② Lanyue passed through and became a little cannon fodder for cultivating immortals, with her own [Melon-Eating Cultivation System] - her voice can be heard in the three realms! From now on, there are no secrets in the world of cultivation! 🌚 ✨Shocked! The cold and aloof Fifth Elder's fairy-like mustache is perfect! There's even spiritual candy hidden inside! (Fifth Elder: Shut up!!) 💘Excellent! Elder Baimei actually has 18 Taoist companions! (The disciple on duty suppressed laughter to the point of internal injury: We are professionals, unless we can't help it...) ③As soon as Yunwu opened her eyes, she transformed into the eighteenth princess of the subjugated tyrant, with a [Melon-eating Search System] - her voice can be heard by the whole court! So... ✨"Wow~ The vicious eldest sister loves to rob beautiful men, and finally kicks the bones of her father to show her loyalty to the new emperor?" (Eldest Princess: ?? Is it too late for me to silence you now?) 💚"Shocked! Concubine An wholesales cuckolds to her father, and Concubine Xian is actually the manufacturer!" (Emperor Yunwu drank tea calmly: 18 is right. If you mess up at one point in your life, you will definitely get angry, but if you mess up everywhere, then what else is there to be angry about?) ④ Jin Nanzhao traveled through time and became a princess, bound to the [Salvation System] - the whole palace could hear his bargaining with the system! 💸System: Find the palace assassin and get a reward of 100,000! Open the system mall. Zhao Zhao: "First of all, let me state that I am not seeking money... But the emperor is my biological uncle, and it is my duty to save him. For the sake of the stability of the Jin Dynasty (and the rest of the world), the assassin must die!" 👂Emperor Jin Wu: "Zhao Zhao... He is really flexible and flexible." ⑤ Ning Zhiyi was transported to another world to eat melons, and was suddenly told that the whole family was cannon fodder - he sat up in shock while dying! 💢 🍉The system took her to eat melon online: "The Virgin bitch eats steamed buns with the blood of sisters?" - Beat her to death! "Prince An gave the wild child a household registration?"——The imperial mausoleum was removed! "The consort is Qin Shimei who killed his wife and abandoned his son?" - Sister Tie Tie, I will help you kill him! 🔥While eating, I discovered that the plot was completely distorted. System: "Ah, science ends with metaphysics!"👌

8 重 Rebirth in 80, from the Scourge of the Courtyard to the Unparalleled National Scholar The Song Is Not FinishedUrban936k WordsOngoing 4.9kReads6.2Score265Shelves

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🔥This book is too evil🔥Super cool and super burning, refreshing double explosion, rebirth 80, from the scourge of the compound, killing the unparalleled national warriors all the way [sending my heart] [sending my heart] [laughing][laughing][sending my heart][sending my heart]

9 我 My Dad's Ridiculous Love Story Jing 90% OffMarriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted 75.7kReads9.6Score715Shelves

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Funny and beautiful!

15 朝 A Loudspeaker Came to the Court, and It Couldn't Be Blocked Even If It Was Blocked. AsatsukiAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 21.6kReads8.7Score2.2kShelves

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🔥This book is full of laughter and will make you laugh until you can't stop! The heroine travels back in time to the legitimate daughter of a household minister in Great Xia, and is bound to a melon-eating system. What she doesn't know is that her conversations with the melon-eating system can be heard by outsiders since she was born. At the beginning, it was revealed that the emperor had strict control over his wife and his concubine was a cuckold!

16 男 After the Male and Female Protagonists Read My Mind, They Both Began to Chase Me. Dotaomi222k WordsCompleted 41Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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Shuangnan Lord, mind reading

36 替 I Went to Court for My Brother, and All the Civil and Military Officials of the Court Accompanied Me to Eat Melon. I Just Want to Be a CatAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 8.9kReads8.2Score1.1kShelves

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🔥On the first day when Feng Zexuan went to court for his brother, he looked cold and distant on the outside, but he was constantly in trouble in his heart. She first complained that Emperor Xiao Juechen was a "three-second man" and pitied the beauties in the harem; she also discovered that Princess An Ning's prince-in-law had a broken sleeve, and the princess was still intact after three years of marriage; and she also saw the Minister of Rites going to court carrying an egg, saying that he would hatch a divine bird. She was doing crazy output in the melon field, and her melon value skyrocketed, but she had no idea that the emperor and the civil and military officials in the court were all green.

40 豪 After the Wealthy Lady's Mind Was Read, the Melon Fields Were Filled with Wild Beasts Youyouzai AgainModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 36kReads9.2Score4.8kShelves

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This book is so funny, I was laughing in bed in the middle of the night hahahaha. The male protagonist's whole family can hear the female protagonist's voice, and the whole family follows the female protagonist's lead. Enter my Feimen, the slap will last forever, entertain the judge internally, and block the future. Let's eat melon with Sister Fei!

41 全 After the Whole Family Heard My Voice, the Melon Field of the Wealthy Family Exploded Sensen Has Been Feeling SleepyModern Romance306k WordsOngoing 1.9kReads—Score132Shelves

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It looks great here, highly recommended

42 我 My Brother and the CEO Have Fallen for Each Other Jing 90% OffMarriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted 1.5kReads9.0Score—Shelves

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Funny, watchable

43 心 After His True Feelings Were Leaked, He Was Favored by the Group, and the Male Protagonist Went Crazy with Jealousy. Feiya261k WordsCompleted 4kReads9.2Score663Shelves

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They are all about being heard + eating melons + sweet articles + refreshing articles. The first and second books are both about variety shows, the third is about the workplace, the fourth and sixth are about wealthy families, and the fifth is about ancient times.

48 冲 On the Second Day After the Wedding, My Husband Who Was in a Vegetative State Woke up from Anger. Depression for the Rest of LifeModern Romance400k WordsCompleted 3.5kReads9.1Score621Shelves

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🌸🌸The male protagonist is bound to the melon-eating system. The family of the person he is marrying can hear his voice. They gave him a lot of money at the beginning💰. If he can make his partner wake up, he will give the male protagonist 300 million. I didn't expect it to come true. The voice in my heart is 300 million. I woke up and I am rich [licking screen] [licking screen] [licking screen] [licking screen]

49 救 Help! the Villain Overheard Me Changing the Plot with Homophonic Memes SanyingliModern Romance565k WordsCompleted 80.2kReads9.4Score14.9kShelves

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This is super funny. She doesn't know the key to the heroine taking the whole family to eat melon, but then everyone who is related to her can hear her voice, and the hero can also hear it, and then they secretly watch how the heroine changes the plot with homophones. Watching the heroine change from sitting back and waiting for death to waiting for money, and changing the death of both parents to two kings [laughing] It's so funny

50 病 My Yandere Husband Reads My Mind and Hides My Pregnancy Secretly. Yili DaoModern Romance658k WordsCompleted 13.3kReads6.4Score1.3kShelves

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One is from the 1980s and the other is modern. They are both very nice.