After I Bound Myself to the Gossip System, the Whole Internet Could Hear My Thoughts

[Transmigrate into a book + livestreaming + unhinged antics and memes + gossip System + both are pure + sweet romance]

[Gossip-loving, shameless social butterfly Shi Xu × scheming, devious, secretly flirtatious Yan Jingqiu]

Shi Xu died suddenly. After transmigrating into a book, she discovered she'd become the foil to the top-tier starlet in a brainless, everyone-loves-the-heroine novel.

After the original owner died, the original heroine took her place as the top star, and all the resources went to her.

Starting from the worst possible place, Shi Xu decided to tear up her cannon-fodder script. She had a gossip System on her side, but a System glitch meant the entire internet could hear her thoughts.

The original heroine said, “Big sister, surviving such a disaster means good fortune is surely coming your way.”

Shi Xu thought: [You can have that good fortune if you want it. Hey, I need to call the police. Someone tried to murder me.]

Comments: [Couldn't take down Tea Tea, so she's trying a new tactic?]

A few days later, the authorities announced that the evidence against a certain platform's female streamer, *Tea, for attempted murder was conclusive.

Shi Xu thought: [Huh, Wang Baiqiang sure gets wild with that purple eggplant. He's riddled with filthy diseases.]

Comments: [Our brother would never do something like that. He's pure-hearted by nature.]

The next second, a bunch of high-level accounts flooded into the livestream to call him out.

The livestream went wild. You could offend anyone but Shi Xu: if there was gossip, she'd spill it for real.

Later, after Shi Xu went to check out an offline event, she stopped being so active on livestream. The world outside was just too exciting!

Yan Jingqiu: “Shi Xu, I only told you to go out and see the world. I didn't tell you to settle down in the guests' section.”

Shi Xu: “Are you jealous?”

Later, one eligible male host after another came looking for Shi Xu. Yan Jingqiu couldn't sit still and kept showering her livestream with gifts.

Shi Xu: “Got money to burn, do you?”

Yan Jingqiu: “I'm licensed to do the job. What's wrong with sending my wife a little money?”