The Commandery Princess Returns to the Capital, and the Whole Court Awaits the Gossip

{Everyone Can Hear Thoughts + Wacky Comedy + Gossip + Slacking Off + The Whole Family's Darling}

Su Yuan transmigrates into the frail, sickly young lady of a wealthy family and gets bound to a gossip System.

With the attitude that she might as well make the best of things, she and the System settle into a wonderful life, happily roaming through a field of juicy gossip.

But the good times don't last. Just when Su Yuan has become one of the villagers, her father suddenly bundles her off to the academy.

“I'm not going to school. I'd rather die.”

Su Yuan voices her protest, but it falls on deaf ears.

Once she gets to the academy, though, Su Yuan decides it's actually great. One juicy secret after another comes her way.

{What? The academy's revered, learned, stubborn, old-fashioned scholars, whose names strike fear into people's hearts, often vanish without a trace not because they enjoy solitude, but because they secretly dress up as celebrated beauties at brothels all over town?}

The System stays perfectly calm: {Yep.}

Su Yuan: {Wow! I want to see!}

The scholars: …

That very night, Su Yuan and her friends rush off to a brothel to cheer them on.

{Unbelievable! Teacher Qiao can't fall asleep unless he looks at erotic paintings first.}

Teacher Qiao's old face turns bright red, while a thousand alpacas stampede through his mind.

From then on, Teacher Qiao keeps finding erotic paintings all over the academy.

One day, Su Yuan suddenly becomes a noble princess and laughs toward the sky: The capital, here I come!

From then on, the new emperor starts holding palace banquets every few days. The civil and military officials go from flattered to forcing smiles.

{What? Lord Xu has a sleepwalking problem and wakes up in a pigsty every day.}

Lord Xu: …

The people of the capital often remark that it's been ages since they've seen the officials laugh from the bottom of their hearts.