[Reborn: Back in the Immortal Realm as a Cat]
Good news: Reborn in the immortal realm, spending every day and night with Fairy Chang'e, sharing her bed and pillow.
Bad news: He's turned into a cat, and not just any cat, but a tabby. He can't lift a thing or carry a load.
He also has to be cuddled by a whole group of fairies all day long. He sticks out his paws to reject them, but every one of those fairies is drawn to his look of refusal.
One by one, they hold him tight in their arms.
Zhang Mingling stares at the fairies, instantly turning red with envy. "This is so unfair... These fairies are picking on people... No, they're picking on cats!"
"I want to turn back into a person!"
And so begins his miserable life as a bed-companion cat.
The Nine Heavens Mysterious Maiden: "Sister Chang'e, it's Xiaoling's turn to sleep with me tonight!"
The Weaver Girl: "No, Sister Mysterious Maiden, Xiaoling is scheduled to stay with me today."
The Hundred Flowers Fairy: "Sister Chang'e, I've recently developed an illness where I can't fall asleep unless I'm cuddling Xiaoling!"
Zhang Mingling watches the fairies squabble over him, nearly coming to blows. He looks down at himself, then silently shuffles over to a corner and sits down like a feeble old man, a lotus stem dangling from his cat's mouth.
As if afraid of setting his fur on fire, he even spreads his paws apart. The angrier he gets, the more deeply he inhales, until he can't help but roar and wave his paws in the air: "I have to turn back into a person right now!"
"I'll pay them back in kind!"
