The Flat-Headed Brother Went Down with the System 99 Times from the Start

[Lighthearted + Wild Imagination + Comedy + Honey Badger + Ready to Fight]

A honey badger busy catching spicy snack sticks transmigrated.

System: “You foolish beast, do as I say, or I'll erase you!”

Honey Badger: “Oh, you're threatening me? Then let's both die!”

Crack, crack, crack! He smashed his head against a brick, and the protagonist died.

System: “??? What the hell!”

Second binding.

System: “Damn it, why is this Host so tough? Aren't Hosts all cowards afraid of dying, groveling to the System and begging it to carry them? Why is this happening?”

Before the System could figure it out, it heard:

“Little System, it's you again. Die!”

The honey badger made a big show of it, then leaped off a cliff and died at the ripe old age of thirty seconds.

System: “!!! What the hell, why did you die again?”

Third binding.

Honey Badger: “You again? Impressive, you're really impossible to shake off!”

System: “You're the one who won't leave me alone, bro!”

Honey Badger: “Quit stalling. Die!”

The smell of roasting meat wafted from inside the volcano.

System: “Damn it!”

Fourth and fifth bindings.

System: “Bro, I'm sorry. Let's talk this out, okay? Can't we...”

Honey Badger: “There's nothing to talk about. You have to die today!”

Sixth time.

System: “Bro, I beg you! Can we stop playing with my heart?”

Honey Badger: “Even calling me Grandpa won't help!”

Seventh time.

System: “Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!”

Honey Badger: “I'll beat the hell out of you, you little brat!”

Ninety-ninth time.

System: “I'm tired. Just destroy everything.”

Whether it's a holy son or daughter, a divine beast, or an Emperor Venerable, there's only one word: take them on!

What? Two words? Heh, don't worry. What bad intentions could I possibly have? I just want to kill you, that's all.