Honey, Calm Down! Can We Put the Sniper Rifle Down?

Name: Honey, Calm Down! Can We Put the Sniper Rifle Down?
Author: Half Tipsy, Half Rain

老婆冷静！咱把大狙放下好不好？

by Half Tipsy, Half Rain (半醺半雨)

Status: Completed
Length: 634k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Ladies, this book now has a full-cast audiobook! Feel free to give it a listen if you're interested!

[Dual male leads + ABO + apocalypse + two powerful leads + multiple couples + sweet and angsty + both pure + 1v1]

Main couple: Huo Shi Yan, a young marshal Alpha top (secretly an Enigma) VS Chi Ying, a stubborn Omega bottom (Omega-to-Alpha), [EA romance later on]

This is a large ensemble cast, so the supporting characters get their share of the story, and there are several side couples. If that bothers you, this isn't for you!

Chi Ying somehow transmigrated into a book and became a delicate Omega.

Once he came to his senses, he realized that this unfriendly, hellish world seemed to have it out for him in particular.

His roommates who transmigrated with him were either Alphas or Betas. Why was he, a straight guy, the only one who ended up an Omega? He really couldn't handle this!

Luckily, even a late-arriving golden finger is still a golden finger. If he could defy fate and turn into an Alpha, that would solve everything, right?

He just hadn't expected that he still wouldn't be able to escape that bastard's clutches.

The scheming young marshal of the legion curled his lip and taunted him mercilessly. “Sweetheart, there's something I forgot to tell you. I'm an Enigma. That makes you my exclusive Omega now. I told you that you couldn't escape!”

“Is that so?” Chi Ying pressed a sniper rifle to his forehead and gritted his teeth. “Believe me, I'll blow your damn head off!”

Young Marshal Huo: “Wife, calm down. If I die, you'll be a widower!”

Chi Ying: “So what? I'll find someone else.”

Young Marshal Huo: “Don't you dare!”

But as it turned out, Young Marshal Huo really couldn't do anything about him. All he could do was spoil him rotten, hoping that if he treated him this way, the guy wouldn't leave him.

Other names

Turn into an Alpha and Everything Will Be Fine? I Still Can't Escape Forced Love转成A就没事？仍逃不过强制爱Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

264Chapters

18.1kReads · 30 days

1.9MReads · all time

2.8kShelves

9.4Score

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