Funny Stories Where the Protagonist Awakens a Superpower Strong Enough to Go Toe-to-Toe With a Strongman 搞笑文,可以和大力比划比划的,觉醒异能
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Back to Dali: My Name Is Jiang Nan 重回大力,我名姜楠
A Great Power fanfic: starting over in a new life with a regret-erasing pill. No System. The early chapters lay the groundwork, develop the romance, and make up for past regrets; later, the protagonist wreaks havoc across the starry skies. The comedy is still there, and so are the reaction images. Jiang Nan takes the regret-erasing pill, creating a parallel universe. Jiang Nan becomes Jiang Nan, a woman who carries Jiang Nan’s memories. How will she recreate the dreamlike reality? This journey i
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From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力
[The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money!
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Something's Off About This Demon Prince 这个魔子不对劲
The Sacred Heavenly Gate stands across the vault of heaven, while the Space-Time Demon Abyss lays waste to the mortal world. When twelve spirit springs burst forth from the earth, and the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown that no one else dared to bear and become the king of a new era. My name is Ren Jie! A man should live to be a hero!
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
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Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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The Immortal Emperor of Ten Thousand Aspects 万相仙帝
[Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin
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Manners? I Don't Have Any! 素质?我没有!
[Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities
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Scan to Cultivate Immortality, Scammers Get Wiped Out to the Last Family Member 扫码,可修仙,骗子死一户口本
“Neutrinos have been discovered, everyone. Do you still doubt the soul?” “Quantum entanglement has been discovered, everyone. Do you still doubt the existence of gods?” “It's been proven that the human genome repeats every 150 years, everyone. Do you still doubt reincarnation?” “The Heavenly Dao is always there, but it only reveals itself to those destined to find it.” “Don't just stand there. I'm talking to you.” “Scan me to join the group and cultivate immortality.” “There's a gift pack waitin
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Global Awakening: My Talent Has a Strange Flavor 全民觉醒:我的天赋有点味道
Superpowers awaken all over the world. Some people gain control over fire, others control over water, while I awaken control over “shit”? Opponent: Hey, man, what exactly can you control? Take a look at yourself. Isn’t that disgusting?!
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Is the World Broken? The Idea Guy in the Chat Group 世界不正常?聊天群里有点子王
[Chat group + no female lead] Just after Chu Mo transmigrated, a voice neither male nor female rang out from the sky. “I once said that if anyone so much as hurt her, I would wipe out their entire family. Now that the little one has been injured in your sect, I’ll slaughter every last person in it!” A Demon Venerable wreathed in towering flames stood between heaven and earth, repeatedly bringing down massive palm strikes. His fellow disciples were all flattened into little bear-shaped cookies, a
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Super Strength: I'm Immortal, So I Can Live It Up 大力:不死的我浪到飞起
[A full-cast audio version is out. I have no idea why, but it’s actually pretty fun. You can go give it a listen.] Meng Po said gloomily, “So when that monkey wreaked havoc in the underworld last time, you cooked the books like this too?” King Yama kept a straight face. “What are you saying? What kind of thing is that to say!” “Who cooked the books? Who saw anything!” “That monkey was obviously the one who scribbled all over the records!” “Tell me, wasn’t that kid just now surnamed Sun?” “It’s a
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F-Rank Weakling? I'll Make You Lift Your Leg into the Splits F级弱?我反手让你高抬腿一字马
[Multiple Heroines] [System] [Invincible Against Anyone of the Same Realm] A little brat hit my car and ran off? Fine! Then don't blame me for forcing you into the splits. Jiang Yan, a transmigrator, was mocked for having an F-rank ability. Then, just before the college entrance exam, he bound himself to a System and made a stunning comeback, amassing a fortune of tens of billions in less than a month. He also possessed several heaven-defying skills and System items. His nature-type skills a
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The High-Martial Assassin's Daily Fun 高武刺客的乐子日常
[A fun read + overpowered protagonist + lighthearted + hilarious + meme references] Don't know how to write a synopsis? Come on, I'll teach you. First, open D's tool and enter this: "Novel synopsis, under 500 words, funny high-martial-arts genre. The male lead is Zhang Han. His talent is Shadow Doppelganger. He's an assassin: high damage, extreme speed, and incredibly squishy. But the story begins in peacetime, when the assassin profession isn't popular. After all, it's unforgiving, and if anyth
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Spiritual Qi Revival: I Set Up a Stall Selling Black Stockings 灵气复苏:开局摆摊卖黑丝
[Spiritual qi revival + urban fantasy + supernatural powers + absurd comedy + surreal humor + lots of references] Mo Shiyu graduated from high school in his old world and could finally lounge around at home and sleep. Who could have guessed? A truck drifted straight up to the second floor and crashed into him, making him transmigrate.
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What Evil Could a Heretical Cultivator Possibly Do? 邪修能有什么坏心思
[No System + witty commentary + everyday life + subverting the tropes + unconventional thinking] Chen Yu is here, and the righteous path has hope. Chen Yu is here, and even demonic cultivators can be saved. One day, Chen Yu, hailed as the guide for a new generation of demonic cultivators, told the Cultivation Daily in an interview: "I, Chen, didn't get where I am today to prove how impressive I am. I did it to reclaim everything that we demonic cultivators have lost!" "But he still has the word
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After the Hilarious Old Ancestor Fakes His Death, the Cultivation World Goes Off the Rails 沙雕老祖诈尸后,修仙界画风歪了
[No romance] “Patriarch Chi Zhao, a legend who shook the entire Eastern Region with her own strength. What do you think of her magical artifacts?” “What do I think? I wouldn’t dare have an opinion!” A certain Tai Xuan Sect elder, who wished to remain anonymous, said with heartfelt indignation, “To put it nicely, that demoness’s magical artifacts are unconventional. To put it bluntly, they make no sense at all! Talk to her about power, and she talks to you about reason. Talk to her about reason,
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After My Confession Failed, the System Said I Had Defiled the Holy Maiden 表白失败,系统说我玷污圣女
Teenager Chu Nan confesses to the campus belle and gets rejected on the spot. Then, by chance, he awakens a System. But the System mistakes Chu Nan’s high martial arts world for a cultivation fantasy world. And so, the System gets everything mixed up. Then Chu Nan goes through a series of absurd events, including but not limited to: He fails to confess, but the System decides he tried and failed to defile a holy maiden. The System threatens him with castration to force him to leave the Hehuan Se
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Wait, Why Is This Sect Inside the Banner of Ten Thousand Souls? 不是,这宗门怎么在万魂幡里?
This is a fun read, so if you like something to snack on while you watch videos, come on in. [Male-oriented + doppelganger adventure + sect building + Ten Thousand Souls Banner + shenanigans + no female lead x half a female lead √] Chapter 94: Title reclaimed. Li Fan transmigrates to the cultivation world and gains the ability to generate one doppelganger every day, each at his cultivation level but with different aptitude. So he sends his doppelgangers undercover into various sects to gather re
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The MiHoYo Mega Collection: A Shameless Plagiarism Buffoon 米游全家桶,文抄乐子人
[Comedy] [Everyday Life] [Multiple Female Leads] [Fanfiction Writing] [Madcap] (The rating just came out, so it should gradually rise, OMO.) (Recommended: Chapter 112 and the two chapters after it.) He was accidentally sent to another world by a runaway truck. But something seemed a little off. What do you mean I'm Bai E's younger brother? My childhood friends are Xilian and Demiuge? What do you mean my uncle is named Kevin, and I have two cousins, one called A Quan and the other Kiana? My haple
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You’ve Got to Be Kidding! This Isn’t Galgame! 混蛋住手啊!这不是旮旯给木
[Absolutely Unhinged Comedy + Love Triangle Showdown + Lighthearted Humor + Young Ladies + Light Novel] Social death, also known as dying of embarrassment, generally refers to… Never mind, that’s not important. My name is Ye Cheng. By the time you read this, I’ll be dying of embarrassment! Noble Academy, here I come!!! … [Host, at the freshman welcoming ceremony, get the attention of the current student council president, the young lady of the Dongfang family, in a way everyone will remember. M
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Every Protagonist Is a Monster. How Am I Supposed to Be the Boss? 全是妖孽主角,你让我怎么当老大
[Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit!
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The Plant-Type Is Weak, So What Does That Have to Do with Me, You Maniac? 植物系弱,关我颠佬什么事
A blurb? What do I need a blurb for? I'm already this unhinged, and you still want me to introduce myself? Come on, try and kill me! I've got nothing to lose, so I'll do whatever I want. My name is Lin Xuan, Xuan as in wild, cool, and dazzling.
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Spiritual Qi Revival: I Kissed the Slit-Mouthed Woman from the Start 灵气复苏:开局强吻裂口女
In a world overrun by ghosts and monsters, Lin Que encounters a breathtakingly beautiful young woman in red. She smiles, showing all 28 of her teeth. “Little brother, do you think I’m pretty?” Ding! The System has activated! Choice One: Don’t answer. Run for your life and shout for help to alert the nearby spirit tamers, so they can slay the Slit-Mouthed Woman. Quest reward: One Great Restoration Pill, granting thirty years of cultivation. Choice Two: Say she’s pretty and let the Slit-Mouthed Wo
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Three Kingdoms: Their Generals’ Skills Seem a Little Off 三国:他们的武将技不太对劲
[Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte
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I Have a Joker Card 我有一张小丑牌
They say that on the day some people turn eighteen, the gods grant them a playing card with a supernatural ability. There are 52 playing cards and 52 different abilities. Those who receive a supernatural playing card are allowed to attend the best ability-user school. The campus belle: “I have the Queen of Spades. I can conjure all kinds of weapons!” The rich kid: “My dad has the Jack of Diamonds. He can get unlimited money!” Meanwhile, somewhere, a boy took his own playing card and used all 52
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Stop Scrolling, Bro! This Streamer Isn’t Here to Perform 别刷了哥!这主播根本不是卖艺的
Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon
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Honor of Kings: You’re Forcing Me to Go Pro, Aren’t You? 王者:逼我打职业是吧?
[Honor of Kings + KPL + No Heroine + System + Comedy and Shenanigans + Wish-Fulfillment] Also known as "Honor of Kings: I Only Review Matches, and I Make All the Pros Cry" Mo Xiu transmigrates to a parallel world. He already has a System and is a professional player, and he hopes to shine on the competitive stage. Unfortunately, certain circumstances get him kicked out of the youth training camp. With his account still under parental controls and all the major teams having blacklisted him, Mo Xi
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Blacksmith: You Call Fishnet Stockings SSR Gear? 锻造师:你管黑丝叫SSR装备?
In the age when everyone changes class, Chen Che awakens as a blacksmith. After an unexpected mistake during the academy's midterm exam, all his forging materials are ruined. He awakens the Abstract Forging System. [Top-Tier Agility Black Stockings]= ordinary black stockings + animal hair To pass his exam, Chen Che swallows his pride and asks the campus belle to lend him her black stockings for forging. Nobody believes in him, but I prove them all wrong. In the end, I forge top-tier SSR black st
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Run! Wei Zheng Is Bringing His Son to Court! 快跑,魏征扛着他儿子上朝了!
Year Seven of the Zhenguan era. A thunderous boom sounded in the sky, and I transmigrated into Wei Shuyu. As Wei Zheng's beloved son, shouldn't I help my father with his troubles? Li Shimin secretly hiding spending money? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to take a concubine? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out. Li Shimin wanting to lead a personal campaign? Take a break, Dad. I'll chew him out... In short, whatever Li Shimin does, we oppose it. That's how you earn a reput
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I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, and the Empress Calls Me the Living King of Hell 我屡献毒计,女帝直呼活阎王
Empress: “The remnants of the previous dynasty keep causing trouble. Do you have any good ideas, Minister Lu?” Lu Duo: “Your Majesty could announce to the realm that a shrine will be built for the former imperial family, with a monument erected so their surviving followers can come pay their respects. Then, in the name of benevolence and righteousness, grant them titles as a sign of respect.” “Once they're all gathered, set the place on fire and burn them alive.” Empress: “Three ministers have b
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The Ultimate Schemer: I Lower the Bar for Romance-Focused Fiction 最强毒士,我拉低女频世界下限
[Transmigrate into a Book + Poison-Tongued Strategist + Ruthless + No Romance + Comedy + Maximum Satisfaction] Lin Yi transmigrates into a romance novel and becomes a strategist by the female lead’s side? Having read the original, he knows: The female lead, Su He, may be a princess with power in her hands, but she’s an utterly love-addled saint! Her younger brother the emperor, her princess consort, even her maids and servants can all bully her! Fortunately, Lin Yi has the [Strongest Poison-Tong
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Martial Arts Are Too Cutthroat: I Became Invincible Before Finishing My Freshman Year 武功太内卷,大一没读完我无敌了
In a world of high martial prowess, my martial arts keep cheating on their own all day... No, wait! I just have moments of enlightenment and train hard for 24 hours a day, that's all! Ning Chuan had only planned to develop steadily and get into a good university. But during the hundred-day countdown ceremony before the college entrance exams, Thunder Sparrows attacked. Ning Chuan drew his blade and killed three in an instant! From then on, he began crushing everything in his path! At the genius
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Slay the Gods 我在精神病院学斩神
A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled
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Isn't It Only Natural for a Slime Like Me to Crush a Dragon? 我一个史莱姆吊打巨龙很合理吧?
[Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a..
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Taboo of the Living 活人禁忌
When I was nine, I found myself in mortal danger! To save me, my grandfather made a decision that would change my life forever...
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The Lost City of Exotic Beasts 异兽迷城
[The new book The Maze of Inversion has begun serialization. Updates come at 9 p.m. every evening. Please continue to support it.] Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life
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Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关
Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year.
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Are You Crazy? You Call This an SSS-Rank Talent? 疯了吧!你管这叫SSS级天赋
[Comedy + Memes + Playing It Safe + Old-School Passion + SSS-Rank Talent = ???] Ye Bai awakens an SSS-rank talent, bears the name Asura, embarks on the path to invincibility, and forges himself into the strongest of all! (Crossed out) This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world. Nightmare: “Tell me, do you have nightmares?” Wuhen: “You’re so cocky. Did you ask my sword first?” Xiaoyao: “How boring.” Asura: “In a century filled with great figures, only Nightmare, Wuhen, X
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The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令
[Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave
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This Villain Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One! 这个反派有点良心,但是不多!
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
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Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌,阁下如何应对
Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi
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The Autobiography of a Tomb Raider 来自一位盗墓者的自传
[Published in print and available online] [The Beipai Notes horizontal-screen drama is now streaming] [Tomb Raiding + Mystery + Antiques] I'm a poor kid from a mountain village in Northeast China. In the early twenty-first century, hoping to make something of myself, I joined a northern tomb-raiding crew. From south to north, I've seen every side of the underworld and crossed paths with people from all walks of life. Over the years, I went from a young man to a middle-aged one. My drinking got b
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Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子,劫个色
[Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin
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Maxed-Out True Damage: I’ll Slay Even Ghosts and Gods for You to See! 真伤拉满,连鬼神也杀给你看!
[School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst
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Journey to the West: Pilgrim No. 66 西游:66号取经人
[Backup Pilgrim to the West / Pilgrim No. 66 / Wild, fun ideas / Hilarious comeback] Tang Jianguo accidentally transmigrates into Journey to the West and becomes Pilgrim No. 66, a backup pilgrim. Wukong, Bajie, and all the other fateful encounters have already been snatched up by the monks ahead of him. From the start, he's dealt an impossible hand, with only a Feeding System that spends merit points to exchange for supplies. A brutal competition against his fellow pilgrims lies ahead, and an ut
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A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城,百无禁忌
Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove
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What? You Won't Read It Because It's Too Absurd? Then Open It Up Yourself 什么!因为太抽象不看!自己掰开
[Urban Slice of Life] [Absurd Humor and Memes] [Campus] [System Glitch] [The System Transmigrated, Not Me] [Light Novel] (The rating just came out, so it's a bit low. Don't run off!) “Doctor, I think my friend is sick.” “What is your friend's name?” “Dog System.” “What symptoms does it have?” “It keeps treating our world like a cyberpunk world. It thinks the internet is the Origin World, the girls who dance while wiping glass are desire-cultivating evil cultivators, and our phones are peerless m
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Selling Strength-Boosting Drinks by the Roadside: Jiangnan Is My Bro 摆摊卖大力,江南我老弟
[System + extraordinary talents + three heroines + character growth in the early stages, invincible by mid-story] Yang Hao, an upstanding young man, transmigrates into a world where people set up stalls to sell powerful goods after an accident. He happens to meet Jiang Nan, who's running a street stall, and the two join forces to make their mark in this world where supernatural powers are everywhere. Jiang Nan: Hao, he's hitting me! Yang Hao: Hit him back! Jiang Nan: He's picking on Xuexue, too!
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I Have a Bestiary of Monsters 我有一个妖怪录
(One female lead, not a power fantasy, urban supernatural abilities, with elements of infinite-level progression. The protagonist grows stronger over time, and the story gets better the further it goes. From Volume Two onward, the action never lets up!!!) Spiritual energy, supernatural abilities, demon souls, the Demon Soul Record… Qi Le accidentally stumbled into the world of the Awakened, beginning a fantastic journey. Pacts, organizations, spirit realms, demon soul realms… On a path strewn wi
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Cultivating Immortality in Golden Spatula: The Fairy's Path 金铲铲修仙传,仙子的修行
Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati
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