Siheyuan: The Scholar Never Leaves Home, Yet Tricks Everyone in the Yard

My name is Yan Jiecheng. I transmigrated, and the System gave me consummate martial arts and the power of five pillars.

But I've decided to be a man of letters and make a living writing articles for publication.

What? He Yuzhu is going to beat up Xu Damao? I'll sit back and watch over a mug of tea.

What? Silly Zhu dares point at my father's nose and curse him out? I'll hit back with an article that makes him a laughingstock.

What? Thugs from the black market want to surround me? With a jujube-wood staff in hand, I'll knock four of them down in three seconds, then rob the robbers and take everything they own.

I'm a frail scholar on the surface, but behind the scenes, I'm the best fighter in the whole courtyard.

Yi Zhonghai wants to guilt-trip me? I'll get him in the newspaper.

Liu Haizhong wants to become an official? I'll make him write a self-criticism.

In this courtyard, all of you had better behave!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.