Siheyuan: Lone Wolf from the Start, Inheriting a Rebellious Streak

I transmigrate into Fan Tiangang, an orphan of a fallen martyr and the whole compound's resident loafer.

Grandpa Yi holds a meeting to denounce me?

Granny Deaf teaches me a lesson with her cane?

I snap the cane in half on the spot and slap every one of them down. "You so-called elders are a bunch of nobodies!"

I invite Jia Zhangshi, the whole compound's most vicious shrew, over for two meals of braised pork, then use my masterful way with words to persuade her to remarry.

Wang Dafa, the owner of the Wang's Meat Shop, has been widowed for years and has a weakness for fair, plump women.

Buying a house, transferring the deed, getting the marriage license: the whole package. I've married off the compound's most troublesome widow!

Yi Zhonghai is so angry he slams the table. Liu Haizhong wails and fights over the house, and everyone in the compound calls me crazy...

Until the police show up with an announcement: "Comrade Fan Tiangang, for helping capture enemy agents, you've been specially approved to attend the police academy!"

I take a drag on my cigarette and wave the letter of introduction. "Elders of the compound, carry on with your act. I'm moving on up."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.