Siheyuan: My Trader Identity Has the Whole Courtyard Fawning Over Me

From the start, all I've got is a mouth. My identity is whatever I make up.

I took the place of a dead man and became a purchasing agent at the Red Star Steelworks, moving into Number 95 Nanluoguxiang.

Yi Zhonghai, Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, Jia Zhangshi: I got to meet every one of those shameless characters from the original story.

On my very first day, I showed them what it means to turn the natural order upside down.

On the second day, I set up a lightbulb-sitting challenge. More than twenty people from the entire compound ended up lining up at the hospital.

On the third day, I held the first hands-behind-your-back frog-jumping contest. Everyone's legs hurt so much they could barely stop shaking at work.

I'm a fake son who took someone else's identity, but I have real skills: a door that connects two worlds.

People in 1958 will trade gold bars for modern-day fat white pigs.

People in 1958 will trade antiques for modern-day stainless-steel watches.

I'm not here to suffer. I'm here to live like a boss.

Yi Zhonghai wants me to look after him in his old age? Dream on.

I fattened up the whole compound, and now they're begging me to stay.

Got a problem? One word, and we'll settle it in front of the authorities.

Want to see how I use a door between two worlds to turn this courtyard compound upside down?

Click in. I guarantee it'll make your scalp tingle with excitement.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.