No More Being a Doormat in the Siheyuan: Eighteen-Year-Old Huairu, Come with Me

He Dakang wakes up to find himself a hapless chef in a Beijing courtyard house.

His predecessor nearly ran off with Bai Guafu and spent his whole life raising someone else's children.

But now he's here, and so is the System!

Rack up emotion points and rake in rewards.

Bai Guafu wants to leave? First let him have some fun, then kick her to the curb.

Qin Huairu? Steal her away! He has to steal her away!

While Jia Dongxu is still at home drooling over her photo, He Dakang is already taking Huairu to the movies, treating her to a feast, and buying her new clothes.

Report a spy, get a house! The biggest one in the whole courtyard, the one Old Deaf Lady used to live in!

Yi Zhonghai comes asking for a prescription? He Dakang says, "I can help, but you have to cooperate with me."

He gets Huairu a bicycle and a sewing machine, and the neighbors are green with envy.

Jia Zhangshi remarries? He Dakang came up with the idea!

An eighteen-year-old beauty for a wife, a big house, a good job, and the courtyard's top man...

You beasts of the courtyard, ready to tremble?

He Dakang: Don't call me He Dakang. Call me Grandpa He!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.