Type-Moon: The Heavenly Curtain Rises, and Lady Crane Makes Her Entrance

A celestial screen appeared without warning over every Nasuverse world. Its first public exposé put two famous mages on the spot: Rin Tohsaka and Luvia Edelfelt. When their nicknames, “Demon Muscle Rin” and “Lady Crane,” were revealed in front of everyone, Rin wished she could dig a hole and crawl into it, while Luvia immediately started throwing punches. The sight of the two young ladies grappling over Shirou Emiya in the Clock Tower corridor left countless Heroic Spirits staring in shock.

Gilgamesh laughed so hard he slapped the table and shouted, “Close-Combat Mage!” Enkidu quietly twisted the knife: “You're in no position to laugh at her.” Waver questioned everything he knew on the spot: “Mages can fight like that?” Even Gilles de Rais lost his composure when Jeanne Alter appeared. Then the screen revealed “the easiest woman in all of Chaldea to win over.” The infamous scene of Jeanne Alter standing in her room and staring at Ritsuka Fujimaru for a full hour without saying a word set the comments ablaze all over again. And this was only the beginning. The Type-Moon Top Ten Most Humiliating Nicknames were unveiled one by one: Nuclear Sword Immortal Shirou, Helpful Citizen Gilgamesh.

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