Type-Moon: A Foster Father Livestreams Raising Little Gilgamesh!

After transmigrating into Type-Moon, Ma En's System has just one function: being a dad. His first stop is Uruk in 2600 BC, where his adopted daughter is the newly enthroned, loli Gilgamesh.

The Inanna festival? Canceled. The gods? A bunch of idiots. Ma En puts an arm around the silver-haired goddess Inanna and points at the protesting elders in the temple tower. "Anyone have a problem? Step forward." Then he turns and winks at Gilgamesh. "Gil, your first lesson as king: when the gods aren't brave, people are."

The System issues a new mission: make the goddess of Venus one of their own. As soon as Inanna is summoned, she senses something is off. "What exactly did you summon me for?" Ma En hands her a clay tablet. "Help me make study materials for my daughter. And while you're at it, don't go looking for a man. After seeing this face of mine, who else could you possibly like?"

All of Uruk thinks the royal tutor is just Gil's adoptive father. Until one day, Inanna appears at the temple tower with her arm around Ma En's. Gilgamesh watches coldly. "Father, didn't you say all gods were idiots?"

Ma En doesn't bat an eye. "She's the exception. She'll be your future stepmother."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.