Great Qin: I Curse the First Emperor, Hoping He'll Execute Me and Send Me Home

After transmigrating to the Great Qin dynasty, Qin Tian becomes the last court historian. Once he binds himself to a System, he decides to lie flat: either he remonstrates and is rewarded with a noble title and high office, or he enrages the tyrant, gets beheaded, and goes straight back home! With tens of millions in prize money waiting for him to enjoy, who the hell wants to slave away in a primitive society?

He goes all out in court, pointing at Qin Shi Huang and calling him a foolish ruler, then tears into Zhao Gao and Li Si as well, railing against everything under the sun and hoping the First Emperor will hurry up and draw his sword. But he never expected that Ying Zheng would also bind himself to a System that grants him extra life whenever he gets insulted. The more a truth cuts to the bone, the more years it adds to his life...

Now the more Qin Tian curses the emperor, the livelier the emperor becomes. The more Qin Tian tries to get himself killed, the more he is hailed as "Great Qin's Most Loyal Official"! Xiang Yu and Liu Bang have yet to rebel, but the First Emperor has already become addicted to being insulted. If this tyrant really can live forever, will the two great heroes of Chu and Han have any chance of overthrowing Great Qin if they join forces?

When "trying to get killed" turns into "adding years to his life," Qin Tian's journey home goes completely off course, setting off an unprecedented court farce and the most absurd race between life and death in the Great Qin Empire!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.