I Am Going to Become the Man of the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Emperor

The Immortal Venerable, whose power could swallow mountains and rivers and who looked down on all creation, strode upon seven-colored auspicious clouds. His immortal sword blazed with power, striking fear into the heavens as he set out to vanquish demons and drive out evil, restoring peace to the world.

The mighty, fearsome Demon Emperor unleashed a monstrous tide of evil, commanding the demons of the Three Realms. The Nine Palaces roiled, Kunlun trembled, and he was on the verge of sweeping across the land and ruling all under heaven.

A world-shaking battle between immortals and demons, one that would echo through the ages, was about to begin. Meanwhile, a man in the distance ran himself ragged, frantic with worry. At last, he could take no more. He raised his head and shouted, "You two, stop fighting and come back to feed the baby!"