
Me, the Unlucky Fool, and My Useless System
怨种的我与我的坑货系统
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 2.5M Words
- Genre
- Xianxia & Wuxia
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
- Request a translation
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All-time: Clicks, Favorites, Recommendations.
Honours
- 10Bestsellers (All-time) · Xianxia & Wuxia
- 13Favorites (All-time) · Xianxia & Wuxia
- 13Most Discussed (All-time) · Xianxia & Wuxia
- 17Recommendations (All-time) · Xianxia & Wuxia
- 17Most Updated (All-time) · Xianxia & Wuxia
- 18Most Updated (Monthly) · Xianxia & Wuxia
- 18Most Updated (Weekly) · Xianxia & Wuxia
- 18Monthly Tickets (All-time) · Xianxia & Wuxia
In booklists 12
God Among Gods
A record of the great books on Cat Guest that readers might miss as time goes by! If you have any books to recommend, send me a private message with your review, or post it in the reading-list comments! (Updated weekly) (More below) I'll also rate each book in five categories to help everyone find what they like. (My criteria for including a book are that I've basically finished it and it has at least a million words, so I haven't included some books that I only read halfway through.) 1. Plot:
Books I Think Are Worth Reading, Decent or Better
I suddenly felt like making a reading list. It has both original works and fanfiction, so help yourself if anything catches your eye.
Original Writing Contest: Completed Works
Completed works from the Summer Original Fiction Contest and Fantasy Theme Contest.
Just Read This List, Not the Gacha Game Novels
Where did all my reading lists go? Thorny Cat, damn you! I haven't been back to read in three years, and this platform feels like it's almost completely gone to the dogs. (No reviews. If the title interests you, give it a try.) (Think of this as just an initial screening.) (I read all kinds of things, mostly original works and fanfiction.)
Highly Recommended
Books I think are pretty good
Personal Record, Part 1
Books from my shelf that left an impression on me. A place to store memories, from newest to oldest.
Books I've Fully Subscribed To
Some I’ve finished, and some I bought in full during a sale.
Books I've Finished
I'm tired. The original list is gone, and I can't be bothered to write reviews.
Completed Books
Books I've read halfway through.
Books I'm Reading
Books I'm currently reading that are pretty good, spanning a wide range of genres and time periods.
Voyager33's Personal Reading List
Includes both original works and fanfiction. No crossover anime or nonsensical worldbuilding. I leave out books that are mediocre throughout. Every book here has at least a substantial portion that's especially worth reading.
Personal Favorites
These are the works I've liked since joining Maozhan. Sadly, I can't find some of them anymore. I think they were deleted by the site. Maozhan was actually where I first got into fanfiction, so it's a shame things are the way they are now. Sigh...
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I remember someone summarizing Potato's secret technique back in the Doupo era: one of his techniques is to never let the truth slip away overnight. Generally speaking, the plot needs to have ups and downs, to pressure the protagonist or to reveal plot twists, and to not lay foreshadowing more than three times. What I mean by not more than three times is that if you pressure the protagonist twice, you have to immediately slap them in the face once. And if you reveal plot twists or foreshadowing, you have to reveal the secret at most twice. This is a principle that someone summarized 20 years ago, and there are still people who don't understand it now. Every time I read a book where the protagonist acts like a complete idiot, arrogantly keeping a low profile and enduring everything, while the foreshadowing in the book is repeatedly mentioned without being revealed, I can't help but want to reach over the screen and slap the face of that idiotic author whose IQ is no more than 60.
Plagiarism from the neighboring company?
Has the author stopped writing?
At first glance, I was just a carefree kid slacking off all day. But now, thinking back on this book, I've become like Jiang Dongyu (a character from a popular Chinese TV series). People think I'm reliable and ask me to collaborate, but I don't know why they think that. To avoid disappointing them, I keep working hard and studying. #(Tears)
There were no satisfying moments; it was all just playing dumb and waiting for the real culprit to emerge stronger. The protagonist was practically invincible from the start, couldn't they have been a little more efficient?