I Applied for a Field Agent Job, Not to Be a White-Haired Loli

Why do they need to know whether I prefer black stockings or white stockings when I'm applying for a job?

Jiang Yan likes black stockings! They're more alluring~

Also, what kind of job requires me to transform into a petite girl with white hair and red eyes when I'm out in the field?

I'd much rather become a tomboy with abs!

Is there something wrong with this company?

The office supplies section... What the hell is a hypnosis app? And it comes with bratty little girl voice lines?

If the salary weren't generous and they didn't let me get an advance, I'd have been long gone!

And now you're telling me I need to pass a check to use the office supplies?

What happens if I fail the hypnosis app check?

Is it too late for me to quit?

My childhood friend fell in love with me! But she's a lesbian!

I don't want to be a white-haired little loli dating this queen bee who attracts every woman!