We're Magical Girls, We're Saved!

You're telling me that I, a plain-looking shut-in who spends all day gaming, never goes outside, has no social life or special skills, is average at school and work, has no money, and isn't even particularly kind, am the legendary magical girl Xuan Jun? The Emperor in the Shadows? And I have seven loyal magical-girl underlings with different personalities who are all madly in love with me?

And now, because I'm too powerful, they've joined forces and are planning to lock me in a little room as their master's rebellious disciple?

Looking at the witch standing in the doorway, smiling at her, Jiang Ye scoffs disdainfully:

"Ridiculous. My disciples are the most obedient and well-behaved girls around. You witch, you won't shake my Daoist heart. Watch me shatter this illusion right now!"

"..."

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"!"

"Oh no! This isn't an illusion!"

Seeing the magical girls standing in front of him and blocking the door, Jiang Ye finally panics.