
Not a Single One of These Witches Is Decent
这些女巫没一个正经的
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- Ongoing
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- 4.8M Words
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- Western Fantasy
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Reading Reminder
As you can see, these are some suggestions for readers of this book: I will try my best to offer my opinions accurately and fairly, after all, I came here hoping this book will improve. However, I am also a reader, so I must also express the characteristics of this book relatively accurately. I welcome your opinions, but… please express them in a calm tone, otherwise I will be scared away, thank you. First, regarding the title, the portrayal of the priestesses. Of course, due to spoilers, I cannot elaborate too much, but their personalities are distinct. They are very memorable; you can feel the oppressive atmosphere of the world, but through the descriptions of Windbird Town…
My writing is poor, and I have some opinions.
I've just started reading this book and am currently on the chapters about the Blue Witch. Without prejudice, the biggest problem I've encountered so far is the poor writing style. The world-building is revealed in the opening chapters, supposedly to attract readers, but in reality, it's simply due to the limited writing ability, making it difficult to showcase the world-building in later plot developments. The characters are overly stereotyped; frankly, the premise is good, but the interactions that should significantly enhance the characters are poorly executed, and this weakness is glaringly exposed by the poor writing. Take the Water Witch, for example; in the chapters where the Blue Witch appears, her interactions with the protagonist are simply...
Thank you to Principal Ron for guiding the teachers today.
Today is a great day. The witches begin writing the prologue to their self-defense against Ron. "The Dragon Maid of the Little Ron Family" is officially renamed "None of These Witches Are Serious." This work also completely transitions from its early to mid-stages. Our maid, ultimately, can't withstand the powerful forces of the dual world and begins to decline. It's foreseeable what the witches will mold her into in the future: today she can't listen to the Water Witch, tomorrow she can't listen to the Fire Witch, and eventually she can't listen to anyone. She'll be laid off from her job by the twin witches, tricked by Ron into becoming an accountant dragon at the city hall, calculating accounts while muttering, "Lord Ron will come back for me," fading from Ron's sight. A few years later, when she gets off work...
You're bound to get hurt sooner or later, so you might as well make it quick and decisive.
First, let's celebrate the publication of Apple's sixth book, and then share our thoughts. I believe most people are here because of the influence of Apple's previous books (but I really didn't expect Apple to have such a grand scale this time). Most people started reading Apple's books with *The Scroll*, and from *The Scroll*, they saw that captivating Apple flavor—a blend of pain and sweetness, with occasional ups and downs in the adventure, interspersed with everyday life and heart-wrenching moments. But after *The Scroll* ended, the pioneer finally found peace, no longer forced forward by fate or destiny. In the quiet town of *The Last Echo*, Levy lived a life of retirement. Then came Rhodes, a thousand years in the future, where the gods of a thousand years ago...
Is this a novel with multiple female leads?
The Adventures of a Young Man
I'm currently reading up to volume ten, and my biggest feeling so far is that the content doesn't match the title. The story's direction has little to do with the witches; the main theme is fighting against the Outer Gods and the system. So, the basic structure of each volume is to have some sweet moments with the witches, a new witch appears, and then they get involved in and resolve events. At first glance, it seems normal, but after reading a lot, my biggest feeling is a sense of disconnect. The witches are completely out of sync with the main plot. The three witches who are saved only have their favorability maxed out because they were saved; they don't participate in the adventures at all, only providing a little sweetness at the beginning of the volume. They don't contribute to the main plot at all. You could remove the witches and the protagonist could still fight against the Outer Gods. To give an example, it's like farming...
A little bit of a regret
I'm a long-time reader of Apple Fantasy, having followed it from the beginning. I stopped reading when I reached the part with the "Pretty Girl Cult Leader" because it didn't suit my taste. I thought Apple Fantasy had faded into obscurity. I'm so glad Apple Fantasy has returned to its loyal hardcore fantasy genre. Apple Fantasy's worldview remains as hardcore and brutal as ever, the familiar story of gods looking down on mortals, and mortals rising up in rebellion—a cliché, but we love it. However, as I read through Ron's story, I always felt something was missing, which made me think for a long time. I finally realized it was heroism, a quality shared by Bray, Rodhilo, and Don De. Even if the characters don't acknowledge these titles, we know very well that they...
While browsing through my phone files, I suddenly came across content related to the book "Rolling Blade." It reminded me of those nights in high school when I would eagerly follow its updates. Ah, those days! Apple is still writing books! Before reading, I must express my deepest respect! She's the most amazing author in my heart!
Ah! I pray to the great god of apples! The leader of the Moon Worship Cult must be a girl!!!
Ron Bible—an unassuming tall man from Windbird Town
You're right, but that's Ron for you—a hero with high health and defense, the savior of the witches, and the mayor of Windbird Town. He has Furnace Ash, making him a warrior who can even unleash his potential by inserting it into his chest. He has magic, making him a mage, even capable of dealing high damage with low-level skills, and his stance shift while inserting Furnace Ash even inflicts true damage. Furthermore, increased health and defense grant him skill speed boosts, reduced spell cooldowns, and shorter spell casting times. And then there's the witch dragon maid. But Ron and the witch dragon maid haven't even gotten to first place yet, and then... Ahhhhhh!!!