The Immortalizing Divine Furnace

[Mortal's journey + no System + play the pig to eat the tiger + face-slapping and punishing scumbags + regain youth + multiple female leads]

Chen Shou, an eighty-year-old herb farmer, cuts his finger on his family's battered ancestral furnace on the night of his birthday banquet, unexpectedly activating the Myriad Ages Immortalization Furnace!

The next day, while gathering herbs in the mountains, he accidentally stumbles into the retreat of the Holy Maiden of Heavenly Music. She loses control of her cultivation and forcibly tries to absorb his essence, only for the furnace to devour half her power and turn it into spiritual liquid. Chen Shou drinks it, regains the body he had at forty, and breaks through three stages of Qi Refining in a single night!

The furnace can absorb cultivation arts, turn them into spiritual liquid, and return all things to their original source. When the Zhao family comes to seize his herbs, he beats them right back. When the Zhao family's old patriarch emerges from seclusion as a Golden Core cultivator, Chen Shou makes him lose control of his cultivation with a single wild pill. Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul... he powers his way up, while female cultivators flock to him and spirit-beast cubs chase after him, calling him "Daddy."

But nobody knows that the furnace holds the sleeping remnant soul of the ancient demon, Ancestor Devouring Heaven. Seven soul artifacts are scattered across the world, and each one destroyed brings the demon closer to awakening.

When the final soul artifact appears, the true form of Ancestor Devouring Heaven emerges from the furnace: "The seventh soul artifact is the Immortalization Furnace itself!"

Holding the furnace, Chen Shou smiles. "Then I'll refine you too."

One furnace burns all the immortals in the heavens; the immortal path of the ages turns to ash in a single blaze. Want eternal life? Then pray to it!