NBA: Godlike Fat Tiger Makes Taylor Swift Beg for Mercy!

In 2010, LeBron James brought his talents to the South Beach and said the now-famous words, "Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five..."

But did anyone ask me, Lin Yi?!

Transmigrating to 2010, Lin Yi unlocked the [Gene Lock] from the start and gradually gained athleticism that surpassed Zion Williamson's, handles on par with Kyrie Irving's, and a three-point shot no worse than Stephen Curry's!

And... a ceiling higher than that of any other star!

Can an Asian player not become a superstar? Can a short big man not play at the highest level?

Lin Yi says those are things of the past!

Taylor Swift: Lin Yi's brutal style of play is my source of dopamine.

Scarlett Johansson: Lin Yi's stamina is like that of a tireless machine. It's another day I've survived him.

Michael Jordan: Even with my terrible judgment, I know the right move this year is to tank and try to get Lin Yi!

LeBron: You know, admitting that Lin Yi is the new GOAT is an incredibly difficult decision...

Steve Kerr: When the Death Lineup meets Lin Yi, all that's left is death.

Kobe Bryant: I thought he was here to help me...

Watch a human nuclear bomb drop into the NBA!!