Healthy Basketball, Starting with the Lakers’ F4 Sponging Off Their Parents

Reporter: What do you think about Dwayne becoming the NBA’s reigning ring king? LeBron: I’ve never played on a superteam! Kobe: I was the better player, but he was the better teammate! Shaq: My grandma could win a championship playing alongside Dwayne! Rose: Staying healthy wins championships. Dwayne is Wolverine! The new millennium begins, and Dwayne gets the Basketball Achievement System from the start. To make it into the NBA and earn big money, Dwayne rode Carmelo Anthony’s coattails to an NCAA championship and earned Jason Terry’s player template. He entered the 2003 draft, hoping to hitch a ride with the Pistons, win an NBA championship, and keep getting stronger. But the Lakers snatched him up along the way, so he had no choice but to do everything he could to milk the Lakers’ aging F4...