I Am Quaresma

Reporter: “Mr. Scolari, if Ricardo Quaresma and Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal’s golden duo, both fell into the water, who would you save first?” Scolari: “Of course I’d save Quaresma first. Ronaldo would cling tightly to Quaresma’s leg and get pulled out along with him. Though I think Quaresma might kick him right back in...” Quaresma says he really just wants to play football in peace, win trophies in peace, and quietly become the greatest player in world football. But there’s always a bunch of idiots around him who won’t let him play in peace. I can’t help it either!