A Veteran Reader's List 老书虫的书单

2 就 Just Try Telling Me That Doesn't Make You Mad 就问你气不气 Autumn Knife Slashes Fish秋刀斩鱼Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Copying books gets you castrated. Stirring things up at the drop of a hat. He is the eunuch king cursed by thousands and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! Tang Jian: “Sigh, I’m desperate too! Ever since I got the [Universe-Invincible, Anger-Everyone-to-Death, Heaven-Won’t-Answer-Your-Calls-and-Earth-Won’t-Respond System], I feel uncomfortable if I go even one minute without angering someone!” Before entering the pit: The opening is mildly toxic. This is an entertainment- 0Votes273.5kRecs252.1kFans

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He's a eunuch for copying books. He's always stirring up trouble. He's the universally condemned "Eunuch King," and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! —Tang Jian: "Sigh, I'm desperate too! Ever since I acquired the [Invincible System That Makes People Infuriated and Is Unresponsive], I feel restless if I don't infuriate someone for even a minute!" —A word of caution before you start: The beginning is a bit toxic. This is a lighthearted and humorous novel with positive energy! If you click on it, you'll find that this book is quite funny, hilarious, touching, and quite enjoyable! P. S.: My completed novel of the same genre, *Master of Chinese Entertainment*, is passable. My new book, *The Prodigal Director*, is currently being serialized...

3 女 The Empress’s Chief Eunuch 女帝的大内总管 The Fox Isn't Sad狐不悲Light Novel1.5M WordsOngoing As a lover of the occult, Zhou An had always believed that immortals existed in this world. He had practiced qigong, studied magic, bought several pounds of secret manuals from a street stall for thirteen yuan and fifty cents, and even scoured antique markets for alchemy recipes, using a microwave to refine pills. So he died! He was poisoned to death by the “supreme-grade Nine-Turn Great Rejuvenation Pill” he had refined himself! When Zhou An opened his eyes again, he confirmed two things. First 0Votes296.4kRecs286.8kFans

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As a lover of "mysticism", Zhou An has always believed that gods and immortals exist in this world. He has practiced qigong, learned magic, bought several kilograms of secret manuals at a street stall for thirteen yuan and fifty cents, and also searched for elixir formulas in the antique market and even used a microwave oven to make elixirs. So he died! Poisoned to death by the "Super Grade Nine-Turn Great Rejuvenation Pill" he himself had cultivated! When Zhou An opened his eyes again, he was certain of two things: first, he had transmigrated; second, he had become a eunuch! He was devastated! In the 372nd year of the Kaiyuan calendar, the Eastern Qian Dynasty was beset by internal and external troubles. Two major events occurred in the Eastern Qian Dynasty's palace that year. First, the "Empress of the Divine Capital," who had been bedridden for many years due to serious illness, passed away, and the seventeen-year-old eldest princess succeeded to the throne as the new empress. Second, a young eunuch named Zhou An died and then came back to life. After transmigrating, Zhou An was pleasantly surprised to find that all the secret manuals he had practiced in his previous life could actually be mastered in this world! Group: 590700944

4 山 There's a Taoist Temple in the Mountains 山里有道观 All the Sheep at Dusk诸羊黄昏Urban2.0M WordsCompleted “Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Three Pure Ones Daoist System. From now on, it will be your responsibility to revitalize the Daoist tradition. If you fail the mission, then...” Smack. “Was there a fly just now?” The System: deceased. New book: The Greatest Daoist Master in History 0Votes203.1kRecs406.7kFans

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"Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Three Pure Ones Daoist System. From now on, you will take it upon yourself to revitalize the Daoist sect. Failure to complete the mission will result in..." Snap— "I think there was a fly just now?" The system is dead. New book: The Most Awesome Taoist Priest in History

5 我 I Want to Become the Kunlun Mirror 我要成为昆仑镜 Green-Robed Umbrella Bearer青衣执伞Infinite Myriad Worlds862k WordsOngoing His soul inhabits a magic mirror, and after a System possesses him, he is gradually tricked into becoming the mirror’s spirit! He transmigrates through myriad worlds and heavens, dreaming of becoming human, yet keeps straying farther down the path of the inhuman! There are reincarnations invading, immortals and Buddhas sighing, countless universes colliding, and billions of gods and demons fighting for supremacy. Seeking the Dragon, the Tang Dynasty, Battle Through the Heavens, The Sun God, Shro 0Votes23.7kRecs34.7kFans

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The soul was inhabited by the magic mirror, encountered system possession, and was gradually tricked into becoming the spirit of the magic mirror! He traversed countless worlds, dreaming of becoming human, but instead strayed further and further down the path of inhumanity! There is the invasion of reincarnation, the sighs of immortals and Buddhas, the collision of countless universes, and the battle of billions of gods and demons. Seeking the Dragon, The Great Tang Dynasty, Battle Through the Heavens, Yang Shen, Shrouding the Sky, Immortality... Walking through the cracks, strolling through time and space, looking back suddenly, I am already above all the heavens, at the pinnacle of all worlds, serving as the Kunlun Mirror, suppressing the present world, past and future in the blink of an eye! Please support my new book, "Rebirth in the Primordial World: The Witch's War of the World"!

6 我 My Girlfriend Has a System 我家女友有系统 If I Don't Get Famous, I'll Go Work at a Brothel不火下海干活Urban532k WordsOngoing [Main Quest X1: ?V?u?x?{??I…] Looking at the state of the System golden finger he got after transmigrating, what could Su Hao do? Su Hao was in despair too! But what happened next left him dumbfounded. A famous actress suddenly confessed her feelings to him? Was this girl out of her mind? I don't even know her at all!!! Of course not! It was because she had obtained a subsidiary System of Su Hao's protagonist System, and was saddled with a main quest nobody could have imagined! Become Su Ha 0Votes69.9kRecs59.8kFans

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Main Quest X1: ? V? U? X? {?? I…] Seeing his system cheat system turned out like this after he transmigrated, what could Su Hao do? Su Hao was also in despair! However, what happened next left him speechless. A popular female celebrity suddenly confessed her feelings to him? Has this girl lost her mind? I don't even know her! Of course not! It's because she obtained a subsystem of Su Hao's protagonist system, and also has a main mission that no one could have imagined! —Become Su Hao's girlfriend!

9 不 The Immortal Mortal 不朽凡人 I'm Old Five, the Goose鹅是老五Xianxia3.7M WordsCompleted In this world, only those with a spiritual root can cultivate immortality. Those with ordinary roots are destined to remain ordinary people. Mo WujI has only an ordinary root. He is nothing but an ordinary man! 2Votes9MRecs3.2MFans

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Here, only those with spiritual roots can cultivate immortality; those with mortal roots are destined to remain mortals. Mo Wuji is only a mortal, a mere ordinary person!

10 无 Formless Evolution 无相进化 Ning Yueyue宁悦岳Infinite Myriad Worlds3.3M WordsCompleted Qin Changfeng: a man with a fair face... and a dark heart! Forced to trade ten ordinary lifetimes for a chance to become powerful, he enters the Final Trial Tower and awakens the Formless Talent, which allows him to fuse skills. From then on: In "Flying Daggers", he's the close friend of Li Xunhuan and A Fei... Fine wine and beautiful women, flying daggers and heavy arrows, never missing a target! In "Alien", he's the messenger of hell... Wipe out the whole squad, hatch alien pets, evolve throug 0Votes179.6kRecs291.6kFans

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Qin Changfeng, a man, pale-faced... But with a black heart! Forced to exchange ten lifetimes of ordinariness for a chance to become powerful, he entered the final trial tower and unlocked the Formless Talent, which allows for skill fusion. From then on: In the world of flying knives, he was an inseparable brother to Li Xunhuan and A Fei... Fine wine and beautiful women, flying knives and heavy arrows, never missing their mark! In the alien world, he is the messenger of hell... Wipe out the entire team, alien pet eggs, and evolve through slaughter! In The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, he is a holy monk with a sacred heart and a demonic body... Indestructible, he can kill and sever karma, who can judge the merits and demerits of this poor monk? In Shrouding the Heavens, he was the Celestial Venerable of the Mythical Era... Through the ages, if I were to return, how many in this world would dare to claim the title of Emperor? Painting Rivers and Lakes, Zombie, Shrouding the Sky, Journey to the West... Unlimited travel, unlimited skill fusion, unlimited evolution! Book club: QQ group 747339059

11 修EN Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 170Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for hardcore fans of fantasy novels and chuunibyou (a Japanese term for someone with delusions of grandeur). The group members all addressed each other as "fellow Daoists," and their nicknames were filled with various titles like "Lord of a Palace," "Master of a Cave," "True Person," and "Celestial Master." Even the group owner's lost pet dog was referred to as a "Great Demon Dog Who Ran Away from Home." They spent all their time discussing alchemy, exploring secret realms, and cultivation techniques. One day, after lurking for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every single member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and overturn seas and live for thousands of years! Ugh, my worldview has completely shattered overnight! Book club: Kyushu No. 1 group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group 3: 165210665 (New) Nine Provinces No. 1 Group (VIP book club, verification required) 63769632