< ( ๑ 乛◡乛๑ )> I'm So Awesome, Gotta Put My Hands on My Hips < ( ๑ 乛◡乛๑ )> 可把我厉害坏了叉会儿腰

1 我 I’m a National Treasure, Who’s Afraid of Whom? 我是国宝我怕谁 Distinctive Su别致苏Light Novel693k WordsCompleted Some say a giant panda’s bite force is second only to a polar bear’s, on par with a brown bear’s; that a mountain runner can outrun Liu Xiang at his top speed on flat ground; that it can climb trees over twenty meters tall; that it can use three or four wolves as cushions... This ferocious beast somehow makes a living by being cute! And it spends all day eating and sleeping, without a shred of shame. It’s completely unfair! Gu Cang used to agree wholeheartedly. Until he became a little bear hims 0Votes91.9kRecs82.4kFans

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Some say that the giant panda's bite force is second only to the polar bear and on par with the brown bear; its running speed in the mountains exceeds that of Liu Xiang; it has the highest ground speed; it can climb trees over 20 meters high; and it can use three or four wolves as cushions... This ferocious creature actually makes a living by being cute! They spend all day eating and sleeping, without any sense of shame. This is absolutely outrageous! Gu Cang once deeply agreed. Until—he turned into a naughty kid, eating in a "Ge You slouch," sleeping with his head hanging down, walking in circles, and even a burp would make a group of people burst into laughter! I just realized how tiring it is to act cute 24/7! Ugh, I'm so annoyed! This pathetic, cowardly, and adorable bear life... Group number: 460202276

2 直 Live Streaming: Master Craftsman 直播之工匠大师 Nine Chestnuts九个栗子Urban1.9M WordsCompleted Other streamers have long legs, but mine is a rugged guy. Other streamers sing, dance, and play games, while mine spends every day livestreaming himself carving wood. Lu Zi'an got a Craftsman Master System, mastered China's ancient arts, and won the adoration of countless people. To give the world a conscience, and the people a purpose; To carry on the lost teachings of the sages, and bring peace to all generations. Reader group: 0Votes503.7kRecs328.3kFans

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Other streamers have long legs, but my streamer is a rough guy. While others sing, dance, and play games, my family broadcasts themselves carving wood every day. Lu Zian obtained a master craftsman system, mastered the unique skills of Chinese martial arts, and gained countless admirers. To establish a moral compass for Heaven and Earth, and to establish a destiny for the people. To continue the lost learning of the sages and to usher in an era of peace for all generations. Book club: Chestnut Fragrance Group: 621248473 VIP Book Club: 462681907 (Full subscription required)

6 吹 The Blower God 吹神 Chenji Tang Hongdou辰机唐红豆Urban824k WordsOngoing “Bragging System has detected a Host. Binding in progress, please wait...” Hearing the cold, mechanical voice in his head, Zhang Xiaojian was completely bewildered by the System’s sudden appearance. “What System?!” My completed works, each with an average of 15,000 paid subscribers, are Reborn as a God-Tier Trust-Fund Brat and God-Tier Lucky Star. Feel free to check them out if you’re interested. Reader groups: Haomeng Public 0Votes593.8kRecs215.7kFans

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"Bragging System has detected host and is binding in progress. Please wait..." Hearing the cold, mechanical voice in his head, Zhang Xiaojian, now equipped with a system, was completely bewildered: "What system?!" I already have two completed works, "Rebirth of a God-Level Prodigal Son" and "God-Level Lucky Star," both with an average of 15,000 subscriptions each. If you're interested, you can check them out. Book club: Haomeng VIP Group: 9996639, for fans above the disciple level. Haomeng Puqun: 479685117, you can join to vote. Haomeng Group 2: 208407154, you can join to vote. Haomeng Group 3: 6843376, many open positions available for recruitment...

9 就 Just Try Telling Me That Doesn't Make You Mad 就问你气不气 Autumn Knife Slashes Fish秋刀斩鱼Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Copying books gets you castrated. Stirring things up at the drop of a hat. He is the eunuch king cursed by thousands and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! Tang Jian: “Sigh, I’m desperate too! Ever since I got the [Universe-Invincible, Anger-Everyone-to-Death, Heaven-Won’t-Answer-Your-Calls-and-Earth-Won’t-Respond System], I feel uncomfortable if I go even one minute without angering someone!” Before entering the pit: The opening is mildly toxic. This is an entertainment- 0Votes273.5kRecs252.1kFans

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He's a eunuch for copying books. He's always stirring up trouble. He's the universally condemned "Eunuch King," and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! —Tang Jian: "Sigh, I'm desperate too! Ever since I acquired the [Invincible System That Makes People Infuriated and Is Unresponsive], I feel restless if I don't infuriate someone for even a minute!" —A word of caution before you start: The beginning is a bit toxic. This is a lighthearted and humorous novel with positive energy! If you click on it, you'll find that this book is quite funny, hilarious, touching, and quite enjoyable! P. S.: My completed novel of the same genre, *Master of Chinese Entertainment*, is passable. My new book, *The Prodigal Director*, is currently being serialized...

11 奶 House Dad’s Literary Life 奶爸的文艺人生 Poor Family寒门Urban3.2M WordsCompleted “Daddy!” He had just transmigrated to a parallel world when a sweet little girl called him Dad. Yang Yi was completely dumbfounded. Well, it turned out that Xixi really was his daughter, and her mother was a gorgeous, aloof former pop diva. This was getting out of hand! And one problem after another soon followed. How was he supposed to take care of a kid? Yang Yi, a lone-wolf assassin in his previous life, was at his wit’s end. Maybe he could tell her some stories? Yang Yi never expected the st 6Votes2.1MRecs1.2MFans

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"Daddy!" Having just transmigrated to a parallel world, Yang Yi was bewildered to see a delicate and adorable little girl calling him "Dad." Okay, Xixi is definitely the biological daughter, and the child's mother is actually a cold and beautiful former pop diva. This has blown up big time! And problems are starting to arise. How to soothe a child? Yang Yi, a former lone assassin, was at his wits' end. How about telling some stories? Yang Yi never expected that the stories he copied would become a global sensation! How can I win back the mother of my child who left because I angered her? With experience, Yang Yi said that there is no problem that a love song cannot solve; if there is, then two songs will do! Many years later, Yang Yi sighed: Actually, I just wanted to open a coffee shop that sells sentimentality and quietly be an artistic and handsome man. Fans were shocked: Father-in-law, stop it! We're still waiting for our wife to star in "Léon: The Professional"! What?! How dare you lay a finger on our Xixi?! Yang Yi angrily drew his dragon blade: "I'll devour the sword of the dragon god!"