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1 我 I’m a National Treasure, Who’s Afraid of Whom? Distinctive SuLight Novel693k WordsCompleted 0Votes91.9kRecs82.4kFans

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Some people say that the giant panda's bite force is second only to the polar bear and on par with the brown bear; its running speed on the mountain plains exceeds that of Liu Xiang; it can climb trees more than 20 meters; it can play with three or four wolves as cushions... Such a ferocious creature actually makes a living by being cute! I also ate and slept all day long, and slept and ate without any sense of shame. It's simply unreasonable! Gu Cang once thought so. Until - he turned into a naughty kid. He was "paralyzed" when eating, hung up in the southeast when sleeping, rolled in circles when walking, and made a group of people laugh when he burped! I just realized how tiring it is to be cute 24 hours a day! Hey, I'm so angry! This cheating coward... Group number: 460202276

2 直 Live Streaming: Master Craftsman Nine ChestnutsUrban1.9M WordsCompleted 0Votes503.7kRecs328kFans

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Other anchors have long legs, but my anchor is a rough guy. Others sing, dance and play games, but my family cuts wood live every day. Lu Zian obtained a master craftsman system, played with the unique Chinese skills, and gained the popularity of countless people. Establish a heart for the heaven and earth, establish a destiny for the people, Continuing the unique learning of the past saints, and creating peace for all generations. Book club group: Lilixiang group: 621248473 VIP book club group: 462681907 (all reservations required)

3 奶 A Dad’s Guide to Mastering the Mass Market Not Cute at AllUrban608k WordsCompleted 0Votes13kRecs17.3kFans

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As soon as Liu Zhe closed his eyes and opened them, he realized that he had a mushroom-headed daughter and a celebrity mother who often led her daughter astray. How much hatred and resentment must there be. In addition to raising a daughter on a daily basis, I also have to raise an "eldest daughter" who pretends to be immature at home! Apart from taking care of two people on a daily basis, his only interest is to tease the entertainment public of this world. (Q group: 660765752 - Asking for favorites and recommendation votes)

4 联 The League's Strongest Female Streamer Green ThornLight Novel1.0M WordsCompleted 0Votes210.7kRecs179.1kFans

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Inexplicably, she turned into a little loli, and inexplicably gained a 'King of Strong Mouth' system. She can realize all kinds of incredible sexy operations in her mind during the live broadcast! PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds 30 killing chickens? This is really basic operation, just one person in four rows, sit down and sit down. Singing live? The almighty king has a singing voice that you can sing right away after listening to it once, or even sing better. Countless talent scouts come to scout? Sorry, I don't want to be a big star, I just want to live broadcast quietly. The live broadcast journey of a defiant little loli accidentally stirred up the whole world. However, her biggest wish is to quietly be an ace pigeon, live broadcasting or something, just ten hours a week... Thousand readers: 673827995

5 最 The Best Principal Riding to the CapitalUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 0Votes82.4kRecs83.8kFans

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Ren Feng traveled to a strange parallel world similar to the earth, became the president of a pheasant university that was about to collapse, and got a prestigious school system. Then, let Qi Baishi teach Chinese painting, Beethoven teach piano, Socrates teach philosophy, Gauss teach mathematics, Qian Zhongshu teach Chinese traditional culture, Miyazaki Hayao teach animation, Jordan teach basketball... "In the 21st century, in the far East, there is a school with outstanding talents. It is known as the Pearl of the East and the tenth wonder of the world." - Time Magazine, USA "There are only two kinds of schools in the world, one is Southern Star College, and the other is other colleges except Southern Star College." - The Times of the United Kingdom Group number: 437957995

6 落 I Landed with a 98K Iced ZiyeGaming3.0M WordsCompleted 2Votes880.1kRecs564.3kFans

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[The most enjoyable chicken-eating article of 2018] Liu Zilang, known as the prodigal son Liu. Of course, you can also call him the piano player, the Empire's Hawkeye, the explosives genius, the god of war Vic, and the Jedi sniper god. A domestic genius boy who fell in the "Clash of the Gods" FPS World Competition, who originally did not want to play FPS games again, accidentally came into contact with PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. So between dream and reality, Liu Zilang picked up the 98K. In this story, there are passionate games, warm daily life, funny teammates... And a sister who is deeply involved in the two-dimensional live broadcast! ... (Book club group: 284132344, you can come in and have some fun together~)

7 系 The System's High-Tech Internet Cafe Leaf Against the CurrentSci-Fi2.2M WordsCompleted 0Votes236.7kRecs676.6kFans

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Open an Internet cafe in another world, watch dramas and play games online A certain martial emperor yelled in front of the Internet cafe with a face full of guilt: "You must enter the Blizzard Gate, and you will be a gamer with no regrets!" A certain fairy burst into tears in front of the Internet cafe after playing "Legend of Sword and Fairy"! Why are you telling me that people from other worlds have no feelings? Boss Fang silently took out the Divine Sword and Thunder Control Technique he learned from "Zhu Xian"... Not enough? I also have "Journey to the West", do you want to read it? Boss Fang: Please show more care, so that people from other worlds living in dire straits can order a pack of spicy sticks, make a bucket of instant noodles, sit in front of the computer, watch dramas and play games with peace of mind like us. The world is beautiful because of you. Daily happy store opening text

8 就 Just Try Telling Me That Doesn't Make You Mad Autumn Knife Slashes FishUrban1.1M WordsCompleted 0Votes273.5kRecs252kFans

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If you copy books, you will be a eunuch. Always making trouble. He is known as the eunuch king and the most hated troublemaker in the entertainment industry! ——Tang Jian: "Hey, I'm desperate too! Ever since I got [the invincible system of making people angry to death without paying for their lives], if I don't make people angry for a minute, I feel uncomfortable all over!" If you click on it, you will find that this book is funny, funny, touching, and beautiful! PS: The completed old book of the same genre, "Master of Chinese Entertainment", is just a good read. The new book "The Prodigal Director" is currently being serialized...

9 奶 The Dad’s Otherworldly Restaurant Softly Speaking of JianghuLight Novel5.3M WordsCompleted 31Votes1.6MRecs665.5kFans

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In the chaotic city of Nolan Continent, there is a strange restaurant. Here, elves have to share tables with dwarves, orcs are strictly prohibited from making noise, dragons can only sit around in the small square in front of the restaurant, and demons even need to bring their own special stools... But for such a restaurant with weird rules, there is a long queue at the door every day. The elves were making skewers regardless of their manners, the dragons were sitting around in front of the hot pot holding colanders, and the demons were eating cute dumplings... "The food here is unparalleled anywhere else on the mainland! The boss is a genius!" A guest commented, and then secretly glanced at the door: "Also, don't think about arresting the boss or eating the King's meal, otherwise you will die miserably." "Eat, give money, or we'll all be beaten to death." A little loli paced at the door and said in a sweet voice. The five or six meter tall dragon beside him couldn't help but shudder. The book is promoted as "Dad's Gourmet Restaurant" Book Friends 4 Group: 544657569

10 奶 The Literary Life of a Stay-at-Home Dad Poor FamilyUrban3.2M WordsCompleted 0Votes446.7kRecs1.2MFans

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"Daddy!" As soon as he traveled to the parallel world, he saw an exquisite and cute little girl calling him daddy. Yang Yi was a little confused. Well, Xixi is 100% her biological daughter, and the child's mother is actually a cold and beautiful diva of her time. This is going to be a lot of fun! Problems also ensued. How to coax a baby? Yang Yi, who was a lone killer in his previous life, scratched his head. How about telling a story? Yang Yi did not expect that the story of his transfer would become popular all over the world! How to bring back the mother of the child who was angry with me? Yang Yi, who has gained experience, said that there is no problem that cannot be solved by a love song. If there is, then two! Many years later, Yang Yi sighed: In fact, I just want to open a coffee shop that sells feelings, and quietly be a literary and handsome man. Fans were shocked: Father-in-law, don't make trouble, we are still waiting for our daughter-in-law to star in "The Killer Is Not So Cold"! What? How dare you take advantage of our family Xixi? Yang Yi angrily drew the dragon blade: Dragon God's のをらえ!