A Selection of Miscellaneous Writings 杂文选刊

1 文 The Literary Girl's Age of Anime 文豪少女的二次元时代 Pine Nuts Don't Eat Candy松子不吃糖Light Novel543k WordsCompleted This is the story of a girl who writes light novels under the pen name "Moshao" and uses ACG culture to conquer the world. Keywords: adorably awful, entertainment industry, lighthearted. 0Votes140.2kRecs76.5kFans

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This is the story of a young female light novel author, pen name "Demon Boy," who conquers the world with ACG culture. Keywords: cheeky and cute, entertainment, lighthearted.

4 我EN My House of Horrors 我有一座冒险屋 I Can Fix Air Conditioners我会修空调Mystery & Supernatural3.1M WordsCompleted [A reprint of the simplified Chinese edition of this book will soon be published by Motie Publishing House] Chen Ge inherited an adventure house left behind by his missing parents. Business was dismal, until a phone he stumbled upon while tidying the place changed everything. Complete the different-difficulty tasks assigned by the phone each day, and the adventure house can be repaired or even expanded! So Chen Ge began exploring forbidden zones across the country to gather material, incorporati 646Votes7MRecs5.1MFans

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[A simplified Chinese print edition of this work will be published soon by Motie Publishing House] Chen Ge inherited the adventure shop left by his missing parents, but business was poor until he accidentally found a cell phone while cleaning the adventure shop, which changed everything. As long as you complete the daily tasks of varying difficulty assigned by your mobile phone, your Adventure House can be repaired or even expanded! So Chen Ge began exploring various forbidden areas to gather inspiration, incorporating elements from those locations into his adventure house. With visitors screaming in terror, the adventure house became an instant sensation! However, while the benefits of the missions increased, hidden dangers also began to emerge, even hinting at clues to his parents' disappearance… Book club members: Group 1: 819098233; Group 2: 724779368; Group 3: 946284995

7 我 I’m a Big-Time Player 我是大玩家 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Even a plagiarist has to put in the work! Have you ever heard of a transmigrator who gets forced by the System to risk their life just for copying a novel? Have you ever heard of a transmigrator who gets forced by the System to undergo physical punishment just for quoting a famous line from their past life? All I want is to make some money. Why is it so damn hard? System, can you stop stirring up trouble? I might be a fake transmigrator! General group: 623108320 (no restrictions) VIP group: 7Votes888.4kRecs1.2MFans

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Even plagiarists cannot reap without sowing! Have you ever seen a transmigrator who gets forced to risk their life by the system just for copying a novel? Have you ever seen a transmigrator who gets physically punished by the system for saying a famous quote from their past life? All I want to do is make some money, why is it so hard! System, dare you stop causing trouble? I might be a fake time traveler! Group ID: 623108320 (Unrestricted) VIP group number: 230333683 (Full subscription screenshot required)

9 我 My God and the Church 我的神明与教廷 Yaomeng Shiyu妖梦使十御Gaming1.0M WordsCompleted SongForTheLord (Praise my Lord) IwillputdedicatedtomyLord (I will devote myself completely to my Lord) IamthePope! (I am the Pope!) IwillletmyLordIgloryshineallovertheworld. (I will make my Lord's glory shine across the whole world!) A pope starts from nothing, wages a bloody campaign in another world, and builds the ultimate divine church! Million Arthur, China server. Here's my invite code: 66228 (sigh, I’ve completely lost my dignity) 0Votes21.2kRecs47.5kFans

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SongForTheLord (Praise my Lord) I will put dedicated to TomyLord (I will dedicate my whole heart to my Lord) I am the Pope! (I am the Pope!) IwillletmyLordIgloryshineallovertheworld. (I will surely let the glory of my Lord shine throughout the whole world!) A pope starts from scratch, conquers another world with an iron fist, and builds a supreme divine religion! —— Book group number one: My God and the Papacy: 322519218 For the Chinese version of Million Arthur, my invitation code is 66228 (lol, my integrity is completely gone).

10 异EN The Record of Unusual Creatures 异常生物见闻录 Yuantong远瞳Sci-Fi5.2M WordsCompleted Hao Ren is a good man, just as his name suggests. His ideal life is to get by in peace, renting out a modest home and making enough to live on without ever getting rich. At least, that was the plan before a bunch of lunatic creatures moved into his house. A remote, dilapidated mansion, a bunch of abnormal nonhuman creatures, and an employment contract from “the gods.” Put those three things together, and Hao Ren becomes the busiest landlord and most capable babysitter in the world. And so begins 116Votes6.1MRecs2.6MFans

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Hao Ren, true to his name, is a good person whose ideal is to live a peaceful life as a landlord who is neither poor nor rich—at least that's how it was before a bunch of crazy creatures moved into his house. A secluded, dilapidated house, a bunch of somewhat abnormal non-human creatures, and a labor contract from a "god"—these three elements combined make Hao Ren the busiest landlord and most capable nanny in the world. Thus begins the most chaotic, strangest, and most abnormal landlord-tenant story. "From the day I put my fingerprint on the employment contract, I knew I was on a sinking ship..."

14 山 There's a Taoist Temple in the Mountains 山里有道观 All the Sheep at Dusk诸羊黄昏Urban2.0M WordsCompleted “Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Three Pure Ones Daoist System. From now on, it will be your responsibility to revitalize the Daoist tradition. If you fail the mission, then...” Smack. “Was there a fly just now?” The System: deceased. New book: The Greatest Daoist Master in History 0Votes203.1kRecs406.7kFans

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"Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Three Pure Ones Daoist System. From now on, you will take it upon yourself to revitalize the Daoist sect. Failure to complete the mission will result in..." Snap— "I think there was a fly just now?" The system is dead. New book: The Most Awesome Taoist Priest in History

16 我 My Little Kingdom 我的小人国 Whitey in a Green Robe青衫小白Sci-Fi6.1M WordsCompleted Synopsis: After Xiao Yu gained access to a tiny kingdom, he used his size and high-tech gear to throw his weight around there. Then he suddenly realized that, with the kingdom’s rare wonders and supernatural knowledge at his disposal, he had already led the real world astray... P.S. There are no supernatural beings in the real world. The protagonist alone practices the Dao and wields its powers. P.S. A new behind-the-scenes mastermind story in the “only I practice the Dao” vein, From Fishing Ent 2Votes879.4kRecs381.1kFans

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Synopsis: Xiao Yu, who lives in a miniature world, uses his size and technological equipment to bully and oppress others. Suddenly, I realized that, relying on the wonders of the Lilliputian world and my extraordinary knowledge, I had led the real world astray... P. S.: There are no superhumans in the real world, only the protagonist who is the only one who knows the law. PS: The mastermind behind the scenes, the author of the novel "Starting from a Fisherman's Journey to Immortality," has released a new book!

17 美 The Gourmet’s Supplier 美食供应商 The Cat Who Can Cook会做菜的猫Urban6.0M WordsCompleted “In the distant East, there is a strange little restaurant that has turned down Michelin three-star ratings several times. It’s expensive: a bowl of egg fried rice with soup costs RMB 288. Oh, I forgot, it also comes with a plate of pickles. Even so, plenty of people line up for a table. The restaurant doesn’t take reservations. You have to queue in person, and countless people fly in on private jets just to get in line. Of course, there’s no place to park your plane or your car. The service is 8Votes8.3MRecs3.3MFans

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"In the far East, there exists a strange little shop that has repeatedly refused Michelin three-star ratings. The prices are exorbitant; a bowl of fried rice with soup costs 288 RMB, oh, and it includes a side of kimchi, yet even so, long queues form. They don't accept reservations, only walk-ins, and countless people arrive by private jet specifically to queue, though of course, no parking or landing spots are provided. The service is appalling; customers are expected to serve themselves, clear their own dishes, and even wipe the tables! Good heavens, this owner must be insane." —Michelin Guide Foodie group, everyone is welcome to join and chat: 526149614 Dragon Tiger Fight Main Group: Subscribe to all accounts to join! 577415455 Cai Mao appears unpredictably~