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1 择EN Ascension on a Chosen Day 择日飞升 House Pig宅猪Xianxia4.4M WordsCompleted As a snake catcher, Xu Ying had always been honest, diligent, and conscientious, until one day he caught a very unusual snake… On the first day of the third month, incense smoke rose across the land of Shenzhou. The statues of the gods who guarded villages, towns, cities, and provinces all awoke to receive offerings from the common people. But from that day onward, all under heaven fell into chaos. This book is also known as "996 Cultivation", "007 Cultivates the Truth Too", "The Rat Race", "Wor 61Votes5.3MRecs4.2MFans

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As a snake catcher, Xu Ying had always been honest, diligent, and conscientious, until one day, he caught a snake that was different from any other... On the first day of the third lunar month, incense smoke rises everywhere across the land, and the statues of gods who guard villages, towns, cities, and prefectures awaken to enjoy the sacrifices of the people. However, from that day onward, the world was in chaos. This book is also known as "Cultivating Immortality in 996", "Cultivating Immortality in 007", "Involution", "Involution Until Death", "Nobody Can Ascend", "What a Pit", "A Pit Big and Deep", "Help Me Up", "My Blessings Arrive at Thirty-Five", and "The Great Demon King Xu's True Form", etc.!

2 是 You Forced Me to Become a Superstar 是你们逼我成巨星的 Wu Ma Xing巫马行Urban1.9M WordsCompleted That year... Zhou Yang, an honest man who had just gotten his driver’s license, crashed into a camera belonging to a shoestring film crew. With no money to his name, he had no choice but to sell himself into service as a temp on set. He thought he would be free again once he’d worked until the movie was finished. But!!! When the scammer director ran off with the assistant director, and the long-legged female investor nearly mistook Zhou Yang for their accomplice, the honest man was dumbfounded. 0Votes154kRecs491.8kFans

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That year... Zhou Yang, an honest man who had just gotten his driver's license, crashed into a makeshift film crew's camera. Penniless, he had no choice but to sell himself into prostitution and take odd jobs on the set. He originally thought that once the movie was finished, he would regain his freedom. However!!! When the fraudster director ran away with the assistant director, and Zhou Yang, an honest man, was almost mistaken for an accomplice by a tall, beautiful female investor, he was dumbfounded. "Me, take the lead? What can I use to take the lead?" "Oh my god, my major is electronic information technology, and all I do is connect wires. I know absolutely nothing about making movies..." "..."

3 赤 The Scarlet Hero 赤侠 Braised Giant Blackfish红烧大黑鱼Xianxia2.0M WordsCompleted “Brother Wei, you live and study out here all by yourself. How did you manage to make such a feast? Could it be... that you’re hiding a beauty in your cottage?” “Huh? Didn’t you send someone to bring it over every day, Brother Chen?” “Did I?” “Wasn’t that you?” “Perhaps I gave the order to my servant and then forgot about it.” After a few rounds of drinks, Wei Hao saw his guest out. The next day, he shouldered his farm tools and pretended to head for the fields. Halfway there, he turned back hom 2Votes294.5kRecs409.8kFans

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"Brother Wei, you are clearly here alone, farming and studying, how could you possibly have prepared such a delicious meal? Could it be... That you have a beautiful woman hiding in your thatched hut?" "Oh? Didn't you send someone to deliver it every day, Brother Chen?" Is that true? "Isn't that right?" "Perhaps I forgot about it after instructing the servants." After several rounds of drinks, Wei Hao saw his guests off. The next day, he carried farm tools and pretended to go to the fields. Halfway there, he returned home and saw a woman emerge from the water vat, leisurely heading to the kitchen to start a fire and cook... "How come I remember that there was only one snail in that water vat?" My name is Wei Hao, courtesy name Da Xiang, also known as "Red Knight". I am a time traveler and a scholar who originally wanted to pass the imperial examinations and reach the pinnacle of life, but I discovered that this world... Has demons. Book club group number: 558449627

4 我EN My Achievement System Has a Big Problem 我的成就系统大有问题 Heavenly Gong Thunderflash天锣雷光Urban1.6M WordsCompleted When you were six, after watching a martial arts movie, you plunged both hands into a pile of rice and imagined you were practicing Iron Sand Palm. When you were seven, you were the first to greet a new classmate on the first day of school, and thought you were the class’s diplomatic spokesperson. When you were eight, you could tell your parents were home just by hearing their footsteps, so you figured you had supernatural hearing... What happens when the chuunibyo fantasies of childhood bec 0Votes61.3kRecs373.6kFans

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When you were six years old, after watching a martial arts movie, you would put your hands into a pile of rice and imagine yourself practicing Iron Palm. When you were seven years old, you were the first to greet a stranger in the new semester, and you felt like the class's spokesperson. When you were eight years old, you could tell your parents were coming home just by hearing their footsteps, so you thought you had super hearing... What would happen if your childhood fantasies became reality? Ji Ruo put his hands into the pile of rice— [Congratulations, host, on unlocking the martial arts achievement: Iron Palm Minai Shin!] [Acquired Martial Skill: Iron Sand Palm (Beginner Level)] Skill levels can be repeatedly increased through activation. Hard work pays off, so keep it up, little host! Ji Ruo's lips twitched; he felt that his achievement system was not quite right. After thinking for a moment, Ji Ruo picked up a small stick and walked towards the rice paddy not far away...

5 天 Heaven's Mandate Belongs to the Han 天命唯汉 Cao Jili曹吉利Historical3.6M WordsCompleted [There is a System, though it barely features. If you don't like that, don't read.] In 206 BC, a dynasty was founded. Han. It held the power of life and death, and commanded the fate of all under heaven. This was an age when gods made men kings, and nobles worked for the common people! Our story begins with Liu Ying, the ultimate mama's boy. 0Votes22.9kRecs61.9kFans

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[There is a system, though it's not very noticeable; if you don't like it, please don't come.] In 206 BC, a dynasty was established. Chinese. He held the power of life and death, and controlled the fate of the entire nation. This is the age when God created humans to be kings, and the age when nobles worked for the common people! Our story begins with Liu Ying, the "mom-protecting man".

6 食 He Who Breathes Qi Becomes Divine and Lives Forever 食气者，神明而寿 Caressing Tides and Stirring Waves抚潮弄浪Xianxia1.1M WordsCompleted On the Divine Land, Qi Refiners cultivate Qi into spiritual energy. An ordinary mortal is reborn in the Divine Land and inherits the legacy of the Huangliang Diagram. He joins an immortal sect, overcomes perilous trials, and slays his enemies... His journey goes smoothly, and everyone says his luck is unbeatable. But as he advances step by step, reaching the Innate Realm, entering the Overlord Realm, and becoming an 0Votes19.1kRecs70.2kFans

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My new book has been released: "National Destiny Granted Special Permission: Execute First, Report Later." On the continent of Shenzhou, Qi cultivators refine Qi into Qi. An ordinary mortal is reborn in the Divine Continent, inherits the Yellow Millet Scroll, worships immortals, overcomes perilous trials, and slays enemies... His journey is smooth, and everyone says he has unparalleled luck. However, as he progressed step by step, ascending to the Innate Realm, becoming a Hegemon, and eventually a Human Immortal... Encountering all sorts of extraordinary people and wondrous Qi, he realized that there are people beyond people, and heavens beyond heavens: The celestial qi controls wind, thunder, rain, lightning, and clouds, and is unpredictable by gods and ghosts; The celestial energy, harnessing the power of the celestial stars, caused the earth to shake and mountains to tremble. The magical artifact is imbued with the Qi of weapons, making it indestructible; The Qi of beasts and spiritual plants, when used in disguise, can be summoned and follow one's every move. Garrison commanders, prefects, and rulers cultivate the vital energy of human power, enabling human strength to overcome nature; Sergeant, commander, general—they command the energy of killing; when a person unleashes their killing intent, the world is turned upside down. Reputation and talent cultivate a kind of popularity, attracting a large following... Mountains and rivers, geography, wine, women, wealth, and all such things are acceptable. How far can he go on this long road of life?

7 贫 This Poor Daoist Shall Face a Tribulation 贫道应个劫 Yellow-Pen Crane黄笔鹤Xianxia932k WordsCompleted Cloud-riding immortals with three heads and six arms, Five Elements arts, overseas rogue immortals with blue faces and fangs, vicious and cunning practitioners of heterodox arts, and the Twelve True Immortals of the Chan Order. The Shang king was a tyrant. The phoenix called from Mount Qishan, the fate of the mortal realm shifted, the gods' seats in Heaven changed hands, and a calamity of slaughter descended upon the immortals. Countless powerful figures scrambled to escape it. Looking at this f 0Votes48.7kRecs144.1kFans

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A wandering immortal from overseas, riding the clouds and mist, with three heads and six arms, wielding the Five Elements Taoist arts, and possessing a blue face and fangs; a ruthless and cunning heretical master; one of the Twelve True Immortals of Pure Emptiness and Morality. The Shang emperor was tyrannical, the phoenix cried out on Mount Qi, the fate of the human world changed, the positions of the gods in the heavenly palace changed, and the gods and immortals were annihilated, so many wise people rushed to avoid him. Looking at this familiar yet strange world, Liu Qiao had no choice but to rely on his memories, foresight, and knowledge to worship immortals, join the Chan Sect, obtain supreme treasures, brave countless tribulations, and attain sainthood... "Fellow Daoist, please wait! This humble Daoist has come to face this tribulation..." My new book, "I Have Forged Immortality Through Mythology," has been released.

8 黄EN Yellow Court Dao Lord 黄庭道主 Demon Monk Hua Wuque妖僧花无缺Gaming2.3M WordsCompleted Lu Qingfeng, a young man from Earth, dies unexpectedly in a car accident and transmigrates to a xianxia world, where he obtains a login ring for Honghuang, a large-scale, fully immersive online game developed by the Earth Federation two thousand years in the future... PS: Regular group: 676084011 (full) 5Votes815.3kRecs653.8kFans

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Lu Qingfeng, a young man from Earth, dies in a car accident and is transported to a world of immortals and heroes, where he obtains a login ring for "Primordial Era," a large-scale realistic online game developed by the Earth Federation two thousand years in the future... PS: Two book club groups were created. VIP Group (3000+ Fan Points): 486411676 Regular group: 676084011 (full) Huangting Daozhu Group ②: 964551655

9 伊EN Ethan's Fantastic Drift 伊森的奇幻漂流 Angel of the Underworld冥域天使Western Fantasy3.2M WordsCompleted Ethan arrived in a world covered entirely by oceans. One man, one ship, and a compass that could travel between countless worlds! He sets off on his journey, backed by countless realms like Marvel and DC. Naturally, his goal is the stars and the sea... probably. 0Votes276.5kRecs207.6kFans

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Ethan arrived in a world filled with oceans. One person, one boat; and a pointer that can travel through all worlds! Embarking on this journey, backed by countless universes like Marvel and DC, the goal is naturally the vast universe... Or so it seems...

10 孔 The World of Kong Fang 孔方世界 Song of Thorns荆棘之歌Suspense Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Synopsis: A slow journey through small worlds, taking a portable dimension to the apocalypse, the interstellar age, and the cultivation world… Then she comes back to help her dad run a noodle shop. Zhou Shuangshuang always thought this was what her life would be like. She never expected the apocalypse to strike her own world one day. As usual, no romance, no awful characters, and no catfights. Warning: Open ending. 0Votes377.7kRecs167.7kFans

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Please support my new book! Synopsis: A slow-paced journey through small worlds, taking you to the apocalypse, to interstellar space, to cultivate immortality... Finally, I came back to help my dad open the noodle shop. Zhou Shuangshuang originally thought this was her life, but she never expected that one day the apocalypse would come to her world. As usual, no pairings, no toxic characters, and no drama. Warning: Open ending.

11 回 Back to the Past as a Cat 回到过去变成猫 Chen Ci Lan Diao陈词懒调Urban1.4M WordsCompleted At the gate of the East Family Housing Compound at Chu Hua University, the gatekeeper uncle answered a phone call, then threw open the window and roared toward the nearby grove in a booming voice: “Black Charcoal, your mom’s calling you home for dinner!” Whoosh! A black cat shot out of the dense grass at the edge of the grove and raced toward one of the buildings, disappearing into the entrance in the blink of an eye. After it, one cat head after another poked up from the grass. It was mealtime: 25Votes1.2MRecs1.1MFans

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At the entrance of the East Family Compound of Chu Hua University, the gatekeeper received a phone call, then opened the window and shouted loudly towards the nearby grove, "Blackie, your mom's calling you home for dinner!" Whoosh—a black cat darted out of the dense bushes at the edge of the grove, ran towards a building, and disappeared into the stairwell in the blink of an eye. After it, one cat's head after another popped up from the bushes. It was dinnertime; everyone went home, everyone went to their own mothers. ... Some say that cats are the only animals in the world whose entire species are neurotic. Yuanfang, what do you think? — No cultivation novels. If you want cultivation novels, click the "X". — New book "Future Heavenly King" has been released.

12 法 The Great French Literary Master 法国大文豪 Divine Alliance Little Chenchen神盟小晨晨Historical642k WordsOngoing Paris, 1860: the heart of Europe's literary and artistic world. This was the best of times. Hugo, Alexandre Dumas fils, Maupassant, and Flaubert were among the literary giants who appeared one after another, transforming Paris into a flourishing center of the arts. An impulsive transmigrator arrives in this age. With no other talents to his name, he puts his youthful literary enthusiasm to use by copying books. His fellow writers resent him for taking work away from them, publishers compete to s 0Votes47.4kRecs40kFans

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Paris in 1860, the center of European art and culture. This was the best of times; Hugo, Dumas fils, Maupassant, Flaubert—a succession of literary giants transformed Paris into a golden age of art and literature. A reckless time traveler arrives in this era. Lacking any particular skills, he makes use of his remaining artistic talent by copying books. His colleagues, whose jobs he had taken, resented his talent; publishers vied for his copyrights; the French people admired his writing; and even the rigid French Academy extended an olive branch to him. He had no choice before, but now, in this golden age of literature and art, he only wants to be a literary giant.

13 低EN Low-Dimensional Game 低维游戏 A Breeze Through History历史里吹吹风Western Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted By chance, Lu Zhiyu discovers an entrance to a low-dimensional world, opening up an entirely different chapter of his life! He can freely control everything in a low-dimensional world. Lu Zhiyu feels like the game master of a game, or perhaps God? VIP group: 812612991 (a screenshot showing full-subscription fan status is required) 1Votes420.9kRecs435kFans

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By chance, Lu Zhiyu discovered an entrance to a lower-dimensional world, thus beginning a different chapter! Having the ability to freely control everything in a low-dimensional world, Lu Zhiyu felt like a GM in a game, or perhaps God. General group: 163254862 VIP Group: 812612991 (Screenshot of full subscription value required)