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2 金EN Golden Core is a Star, You Call This Cultivation? 金丹是恒星，你管这叫修仙？ Walking Crane走地鹤Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted My name is Qi Yuan. I’m a transmigrator, and I’ve become the senior disciple of Seven-Colored Peak. I have a jade gaming slip that connects to countless heavens. My eyes can see hidden information. [This is an ordinary blade of grass, but three days ago, True Lord Deadwood and the Empress of Great Shang had a secret tryst on it.] [Her name is Ruan Yixi. On the surface, she’s your beautiful master, but in truth, she might be your wife.] [This is the Heavenly Dao of the world, the finest spiritual 0Votes2.9MRecs1.4MFans

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My name is Qi Yuan, and I am a time traveler who became the senior disciple of Seven-Colored Peak. I have a game jade slip that can connect me to all the heavens. My eyes can see hidden information. This is an ordinary little blade of grass, but three days ago, the withered tree spirit and the Queen of the Great Shang Dynasty had a secret rendezvous. Her name is Ruan Yixi. On the surface, she's your beautiful mentor, but in reality, she might be your wife. This is the Heavenly Way of the world, and the best spiritual object for establishing a foundation in the Heavenly Way. This is a planet devoid of life; perhaps it can be refined into your golden core. Thus, my path to immortality gradually became strange. "The Heavenly Dao? Isn't this a spiritual object for establishing the Heavenly Dao foundation?" "Let's refine all those desolate planets into golden pills!" Build your foundation with the Dao of Heaven, and refine the stars into golden elixir. My name is Qi Yuan, the origin of all things! My name is Jiang Lingsu. I joined Seven Colors Peak with ulterior motives. My senior brother has something wrong with his head. He neglected his duties, disliked spiritual practice, and was addicted to simulation games. The eldest brother said, "Playing games is a form of spiritual practice; games can also be used to create worlds." One day, a sun appeared in the sky. I asked my senior brother what that was. The eldest disciple said, "That's my golden elixir!" This book is also known as *Cultivating Immortality: The Heavens Within Jade Slips*, *My Golden Core is a Planet*, and *A Madman's Cultivation of Immortality, Boundless Power*.

4 半 Peninsula Prosecutor 半岛检察官 Bamboo Leaf Cake竹叶糕Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Xu Jingwen transmigrates into South Korea and, from the start, kills his twin brother, who was plotting to murder him. With their identical faces, he assumes his dead brother's identity and takes his job as a prosecutor, his house, and his fiancée. Having taken the place of one man with another, he decides to be a good person and wipe out every corrupt official and criminal. But on his very first day at work, he discovers that the corrupt official is... himself. PS: The protagonist is a playboy 0Votes184.4kRecs800.1kFans

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Xu Jingwen's soul transmigrates to South Korea. At the beginning, he kills his twin brother who tried to murder him, and steals his brother's position as a prosecutor, house, and fiancée by taking his place with his identical appearance. Having been tricked into impersonating someone else, he decided to be a good person and eradicate all corrupt officials and criminals. However, on his first day at work, he discovered that the corrupt official was actually himself... P. S.: Protagonist is a rogue, acts somewhat despicably, purely a lighthearted read. If you don't like this kind of story, please don't read it. This is an old author, I won't poison your mind, and I already have a completed and highly-rated book.

11 深EN Beyond the Deep Space 深空彼岸 Chen Dong辰东Urban5.3M WordsCompleted In the vast universe, the birth and death of a galaxy are but a fleeting flash of mottled light. Gazing up at the stars, I can’t help feeling that the ending is already set. Where will you and I be a thousand years from now? Our homeland, the sparks of civilization, the Earth: all are but specks of dust in the depths of space. A moment in the starry sky, a thousand years in the mortal world. A bug’s whole life is but one autumn, and you and I are just the same, struggling to cross the river. Wha 150Votes9.9MRecs8.9MFans

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In the vast universe, the birth and death of a galaxy is nothing more than a fleeting moment of dappled light. Looking up at the starry sky, there is always a sense of sadness that the ending is already predetermined. Where will we be thousands of years from now? Home, country, the flame of civilization, and Earth are nothing more than a speck of dust in the deep space. A fleeting moment in the starry sky is like a thousand years on earth. The chirping of insects lasts a lifetime, but autumn is just as fleeting as the night. You and I are both striving to cross What lies at the edge of deep space? See the pinned post in the book club's community.

14 太 Taiyi 太乙 Beyond the Mist, Mountains and Rivers雾外江山Xianxia4.2M WordsCompleted They set jade seats for the assembled immortals and burn incense in the Taiyi Palace. … At the decisive moment in the collision and devouring of two universes, Ye Jiangchuan arrived here. After transmigrating to this place, he often finds himself in a small tavern that changes in countless ways. The tavern seems to take on endless forms: sometimes an ancient tavern in the East, sometimes a bar in a modern city, sometimes a mechanical inn from the future... Heroes, dwarves, evil spirits, mechani 0Votes981.4kRecs795.2kFans

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Offerings were laid upon the seats of the immortals, and incense was burned in the Taiyi Palace. At the crucial moment when the two universes collided and devoured each other, Ye Jiangchuan arrived here. Having traveled to this place, he often found himself in a small tavern that changed constantly. This tavern seems to have endless forms, sometimes an ancient oriental tavern, sometimes a modern urban bar, sometimes a futuristic mechanical tavern... Swordsmen, dwarves, demons, mechanical life forms... Ye Jiangchuan has seen many different life forms pass by here, until that day, when he met an old man leading a blue ox! Miracle Cards, Chaos Chess. Secret treasures, bloodlines, supernatural powers, fortuitous encounters... When these were laid out before him and within his grasp, Ye Jiangchuan understood that everything was different!

16 临EN Journey to the Abyss 临渊行 House Pig宅猪Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsCompleted Su Yun never imagined that he was the only human in Tianmen Town, where he had lived for more than a decade. He never imagined, either, that the hundred-mile radius beyond Tianmen Town was a notorious no-man's-land. When the boy opened his eyes, the world he had imagined collapsed. Before him lay the reality of a world overrun by demons and monsters. Journeying Along the Abyss. In the darkness, one must keep one's wits about them when walking beside the abyss, treading as carefully as if on thin 3Votes6.2MRecs2.2MFans

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Su Yun never imagined that in Tianmen Town, where he had lived for more than ten years, he was the only human. He had no idea that the area outside Tianmen Town, spanning a hundred miles, was a notorious no-man's land. When the boy opened his eyes, the world he had imagined collapsed, and a reality overrun by demons and monsters was presented before him. Walking on the edge of the abyss. Walking on the edge of an abyss in the dark requires one to be alert and cautious, as if treading on thin ice! The book club group number is 978862507 (full). Book lovers' group 2, 713432268; Subscribe to group 1037358191 (verification required)

18 法 The Mage Network 法师网 Starlit Fireflies星天萤火Infinite Myriad Worlds5.4M WordsOngoing One god, one faith; one world, one mage… I am the only mage in this world. 0Votes369.1kRecs183.4kFans

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One god, one faith; one realm, one mage... I am the only mage in this world. QQ group: 717179847

20 诡EN Lord of Mysteries 诡秘之主 The Squid Who Loves Diving爱潜水的乌贼Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted Amid the tide of steam and machinery, who can reach the extraordinary? In the fog of history and darkness, who is whispering? I awoke from the mysteries and opened my eyes to see this world: Guns, cannons, battleships, airships, difference engines; potions, divination, curses, the Hanged Man, Sealed Artifacts... Light still shines, and the mysterious has never left. This is the legend of th 11kVotes37.4MRecs37.6MFans

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The Lord of Mysteries animated special is now available on Tencent Video. Everyone is welcome to watch it! In the tide of steam and machinery, who can reach the extraordinary? In the mists of history and darkness, who whispers? I awaken from the mystery, opening my eyes to see this world: Firearms, cannons, giant ships, airships, difference engines; potions, divination, curses, the Hanged Man, sealed artifacts... The light still shines, and mystery has never left. This is the legend of "The Fool".

21 牧 Tales of Herding Gods 牧神记 House Pig宅猪Eastern Fantasy5.9M WordsCompleted The ancestral rule of the Great Ruins says: When night falls, do not go outside. The old, weak, sick, and disabled residents of the Great Ruins’ Remnant Village find a baby by the river and name him Qin Mu. They raise him with painstaking care. One day, night falls and darkness engulfs the Great Ruins. Qin Mu steps out of his home… Be a villain who revels in the spring breeze! That’s what the blind man tells him. Qin Mu’s rise as a villain is just beginning! 128Votes15.5MRecs7.6MFans

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The ancestral precept of Daxu says, "Don't go out after dark." The elderly, weak, sick, and disabled villagers of Daxu Village found an infant by the river, named him Qin Mu, and raised him with great care. One night, as darkness enveloped Daxu, Qin Mu stepped out of his home… Be a villain who sways in the spring breeze! The blind man said to him. Qin Mu's path to villainy is on the rise! Book club groups: 600290060, 624672265; VIP group: 663057414 (verification required); Regular group: 424940671

23 都 Urban Legends of a Holy Knight 都市圣骑异闻录 Smiling Eyes and Brows眉语目笑Sci-Fi1.2M WordsOngoing Jiang Feng had only dozed off secretly during class. When he woke, he heard his deskmate ask him a question. “Hey, when we pick our classes next semester, are you going with paladin or shaman?” “What!?” 0Votes248.9kRecs247.8kFans

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Jiang Feng had only secretly taken a nap during class, but when he woke up, his deskmate asked him a question. "Hey, are you planning to choose Paladin or Shaman when we split into classes next semester?" "What!?"

24 我EN My Senior Brother is Too Steady 我师兄实在太稳健了 Back to the Point言归正传Xianxia3.6M WordsCompleted *The annual Youku season of the animated adaptation, My Senior Brother Is Too Steady, is about to conclude.* Reborn in ancient times, before the Investiture of the Gods War, Li Changshou became a minor Qi Refiner. He had no great fortune bestowed upon him, nor was he a chosen one destined to face a catastrophic tribulation. All he had was a cultivation dream: to live forever. To make a living in 120Votes11.5MRecs9.8MFans

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*The adapted drama series "My Senior Brother is Too Steady" will premiere on Youku and iQiyi on August 19th.* *The anime adaptation of "Senior Brother, Senior Brother" on Youku is nearing its end.* Reborn in the ancient era before the Investiture of the Gods, Li Changshou became a minor Qi cultivator. He had no special luck or was not a chosen one destined for great calamity. He only had one dream: to cultivate immortality and achieve eternal life. In order to survive in the cruel prehistoric world, he tried his best to avoid karma, always scattering the ashes of those he killed, planning everything before acting, and never easily stepping into danger. He conceals his trump cards, cultivates stealth techniques, refines elixirs and poisons, wields supernatural powers, remains as still as an old dog when still, but when he moves, he is earth-shattering, and after moving, he quietly disappears. Originally, Li Changshou planned to hide in the mountains and cultivate peacefully until he became an immortal. However, one year, his master, feeling restless, brought him back a junior sister... [PS: No new groups will be opened for the time being. Group 5 (1098711961), Group 1 (474095492), Group 2 (836797636), Group 3 (398929196), and Group 4 (1071059242) will continue to operate smoothly. Enjoy easy cultivation!]

25 这EN This Account is Toxic 这号有毒 Head of the Kindergarten幼儿园一把手Light Novel1.2M WordsCompleted Not long after creating an alternate account in "Heavenly Dust", Lu Xun transmigrated into the xianxia game and became a proud NPC. He discovered that he had arrived three years too early. His original plan was to build up his strength and quietly wait for the wave of goofy players to arrive. Then, like any normal NPC, he would give them quests and put them to work for him. What he hadn't expected was that a problem would arise right from the start of his journey. The first thing he had to deal 0Votes1.8MRecs1MFans

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Lu Xun, who had just created a new account in "Tianchen", was transported into this Xianxia-themed game and became a glorious NPC. He discovered he had transmigrated three years too early. He originally planned to accumulate strength and quietly wait for the large-scale arrival of the silly players. Then, he would issue them tasks like a normal NPC and make them work for him. Unexpectedly, he encountered difficulties right from the start of his journey to adulthood. Now, his first challenge is... A "female demon" whose story is hard to describe! "This account seems a bit unlucky!" Lu Xun said. [P. S.: Two regular groups have been banned, and no new ones will be created. Only one VIP group remains, requiring full subscription verification. First, join verification group 936171107, then contact the administrator for verification before joining the VIP group.]

26 梦 Dreamland Film Company 梦境电影公司 A Breeze Through History历史里吹吹风Western Fantasy496k WordsCompleted We don’t make movies. We make lives. Some people want to become cultivators in ancient times, some want to become tycoons, and some want to become celebrities. Others want to try different careers, as artisans, pilots, lawyers, nobles, or royalty, in either ancient or modern times. Everything you only dare to imagine in real life, but never dare to try, can be made real by Dream Film Company. 0Votes130.9kRecs75.6kFans

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We're not making a movie, we're filming life. Some want to become ancient cultivators, some want to become tycoons, some want to become big stars, or they want to try other professions, such as craftsmen, pilots, lawyers, royalty, ancient or modern, and so on. Dream Film Company can help you realize everything you only dare to imagine in reality but never dare to try. This book's fan group: 779247505

30 沧 The Demon Hunter 沧元图 I Eat Tomatoes我吃西红柿Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted The Demon Hunter: Dongning Prefecture Side Story, airing exclusively on Youku Animation every Saturday at 10:00 starting July 13. Tomato's tenth novel. My name is Meng Chuan. I'm fifteen years old, and the current head disciple of the Mirror Lake Dao Academy in Dongning Prefecture. 34Votes7MRecs2.4MFans

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The Dongning Prefecture side story of "Cang Yuan Tu" will premiere on July 13th and air every Saturday at 10:00 AM exclusively on Youku Animation. Tomato's tenth novel. My name is Meng Chuan, I am fifteen years old, and I am the current senior disciple of the "Jinghu Taoist Temple" in Dongning Prefecture.

33 火EN The Rejuvenating Uzumaki 火影之活久见 Li Siyang李四羊Light Novel1.2M WordsCompleted You wouldn’t believe it if I told you, but I founded Konoha and raised the Uzumaki Clan. Oh, wait. I guess it’s called the Land of Whirlpools now. 0Votes535.4kRecs542.6kFans

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I'm seeking support for my new book, "I've Guarded Impel Down for a Hundred Years in One Piece." You won't believe it, but I founded Konoha Village and raised the Uzumaki clan. Oh no, it should be called the Land of Whirlpools now.

34 外 I Got Reincarnated as a Weed 外挂傍身的杂草 Low-Key Youth低调青年Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted He arrives in another world and becomes a weed in front of a powerful cultivator's home, getting stepped on whenever they feel like it. The System activates, and he's got a cheat at his side. Time to tell this big shot that people should have some manners, and you can't just go around stepping on grass. P.S. The title and blurb are utterly unremarkable. I've given up trying to fix them. 0Votes303.4kRecs706.2kFans

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Arriving in another world, I became a weed in front of a powerful figure, getting trampled on all the time. System activated, cheat software at your fingertips. We need to tell this big shot that people should have manners and that you shouldn't step on the grass. P. S.: The book title and synopsis are so uninteresting, I've given up on trying to salvage it.

38 一 A Will Eternal 一念永恒 Er Gen耳根Xianxia3.7M WordsCompleted With a single thought, the sea becomes vast; with a single thought, the fields turn to mulberry groves. With a single thought, ten thousand demons are slain; with a single thought, ten thousand immortals are destroyed. Only my thought… is eternal. This is Er Gen’s fourth full-length novel, A Will Eternal, following Renegade Immortal, Pursuit of the Truth, and I Shall Seal the Heavens. 22Votes17.3MRecs9.2MFans

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A single thought can create an ocean, or a single thought can turn a field into a mulberry field. A single thought can slay a thousand demons, or a single thought can annihilate ten thousand immortals. Only my thoughts... Eternity This is Er Gen's fourth full-length novel, *A Thought Through Eternity*, following *Against the Gods*, *Seeking the Demon*, and *I Shall Seal the Heavens*.

39 圣 The Sacred Ruins 圣墟 Chen Dong辰东Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted Rising from ruin, returning from extinction. The seas turn to dust, lightning and thunder fade away, and that wisp of dark mist draws near the earth once more. The shackles of the world are broken, and a brand-new world reveals a mysterious corner of itself... 36Votes32MRecs20.3MFans

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Rising from ruin, reviving from oblivion. The ocean turned to dust, the lightning withered away, and that wisp of mist once again approached the earth. The shackles of the world were broken, and a brand new world unveiled a corner of its mystery...