Everyday Comedy Reads 日常搞笑类书籍

1 穷 A Poor Man's Two Thousand Years 穷鬼的上下两千年 Non-Player Character非玩家角色Historical1.0M WordsCompleted She had experienced the Battle of Changping and witnessed the massacre of hundreds of thousands. She had once led Great Qin's iron cavalry in its struggle for supremacy against the Six States. She had seen the realm divided into three and the mountains and rivers shattered. She had also heard the soft, lingering music of the zither in Longzhong. During the golden age of Zhenguan, she once drank herself drunk on the present day. How radiant was that eternal female emperor in her youth? She had ri 149Votes1.2MRecs1.6MFans

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She had experienced the Battle of Changping and witnessed the massacre of hundreds of thousands of people. She once led the Great Qin cavalry to compete with the six kingdoms for the world. She has seen the world divided into three parts, and the mountains and rivers shattered. I have also heard the lingering longzhong piano sound. During the golden age of Zhenguan, she was once intoxicated with the present. How did the eternal empress remain so young? She wears bright clothes and angry horses, and wears a feather fan and a turban. He worked as a farmer and a teacher. But no one knows that there is such a person who has lived for two thousand years. Well, it is a relatively relaxed and leisurely historical article. Due to personal reasons, it may not be completely consistent with history and can withstand verification. But I will try my best to find all the information before writing. This is my first time writing this kind of article, so I still hope it will be interesting, haha. Finally, I transformed into a single person. Book club group: 766376092 Second group: 284234970 Support group: 242771856

2 老 My Wife Was Reborn Before Me 老婆比我先重生了 Three-Eyed Blank Stare三眼呆目Urban994k WordsCompleted (New book: I Found a Diary from the Future, the third story about Yang Yang and Xu Yan.) People say the seven-year itch is inevitable, but Yang Yang and his wife have been married for seven years, and things have always been neither here nor there. What’s scarier than your wife throwing a fit? Seven whole years of the same attitude: neither warm nor cold, always polite. Yang Yang doesn’t think his wife has done anything wrong, but he can’t shake the feeling that something is missing. One day, he 0Votes36.1kRecs117.3kFans

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(New book: I picked up a future diary, the third part of the story of Yang Yang and Xu Yan.) As the saying goes, there is a seven-year itch. Yang Yang and his wife have been married for seven years, and they have never had it. What's more terrifying than my wife's acting out is having the same attitude for seven whole years, lukewarm, not hot, polite. Yang Yang didn't feel there was anything wrong with his wife, but he always felt there was something wrong with her. One day he was reborn and wanted to find the answer, but found... His wife was reborn earlier than him. [The extra chapter of the fifth volume can be read as another book. [The soy sauce system is infested, but there are not many props in the scene] [This story is purely fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental. —Advice: Start by reading related works, and then recommend wholesale insulin and Jianweixiaoshi tablets, I believe you will need them— [Reading exchange group: 434014338] [Full booking group: 370353204]

3 走 Stepping into the World of Cultivation 走进修仙 My Way Is Never Alone吾道长不孤Xianxia6.8M WordsCompleted Standard Version: When a researcher transmigrates to a world that uses scientific methods to explore the heavens and the earth... Wang Qi: Our motto is: Master math, physics, and chemistry, and you'll have nothing to fear on the path to immortality! CCTV-10 Version: Why is the “Illustrated Record of Heavenly Evolution” related to the theory of evolution? What do the ethereal, shifting Cloud Swords have to do with probability clouds? How can cultivators build an atomic bomb? How is quantum mechan 25Votes1.5MRecs550.1kFans

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Regular version: When a scientific researcher travels to a world where scientific methods are used to explore the world... Wang Qi: Our slogan is - learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, and you will not be afraid of cultivating immortals and asking questions! CCTV10 version: Why is "Tianyan Illustrated" related to the theory of evolution? What is the relationship between the Misty Cloud Sword and the Probability Cloud? How do cultivators build a cultivating atomic bomb? How is quantum mechanics reflected in cultivation? Why is the peerless strongman from ten thousand years ago and the ring-wearing grandfather of today evaluated as "misleading" and "useless"? What is the connection between Quantum Master Boer, Forbidden Taoist Heisenbao, and Taitian Master Ai Citan with the great scientists Bohr, Heisenberg, and Einstein? Let us follow the host, oh no, the protagonist Wang Qi into today's "Into the Cultivation of Immortality" to explore the secrets of scientific cultivation of immortality

4 大 Spare Me, Great Lord! 大王饶命 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban2.8M WordsCompleted A car accident changes high school student Lu Shu’s life. When the age of spiritual qi revival arrives, he’s determined to lead the way. Survival of the fittest. The victor rules. … 285Votes11.6MRecs5.3MFans

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High school student Lu Shu's life changed in a car accident. When the era of spiritual energy recovery comes, he will be the leader of this era. Natural selection, the winner is king. …

5 奶 The Literary Life of a Stay-at-Home Dad 奶爸的文艺人生 Poor Family寒门Urban3.2M WordsCompleted “Daddy!” He had just transmigrated to a parallel world when a sweet little girl called him Dad. Yang Yi was completely dumbfounded. Well, it turned out that Xixi really was his daughter, and her mother was a gorgeous, aloof former pop diva. This was getting out of hand! And one problem after another soon followed. How was he supposed to take care of a kid? Yang Yi, a lone-wolf assassin in his previous life, was at his wit’s end. Maybe he could tell her some stories? Yang Yi never expected the st 0Votes2.1MRecs1.2MFans

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"Daddy!" As soon as he traveled to the parallel world, he saw an exquisite and cute little girl calling him daddy. Yang Yi expressed that he was a little confused. Well, Xixi is 100% her biological daughter, and the child's mother is actually a cold and beautiful diva of her time. This is going to be a lot of fun! Problems also ensued. How to coax a baby? Yang Yi, who was a lone killer in his previous life, scratched his head. How about telling a story? Yang Yi did not expect that the story of his transfer would become popular all over the world! How to bring back the mother of the child who was angry with me? Yang Yi, who has gained experience, said that there is no problem that cannot be solved by a love song. If there is, then two! Many years later, Yang Yi sighed: In fact, I just want to open a coffee shop that sells feelings, and quietly be a handsome and artistic man. Fans were shocked: Father-in-law, don't make trouble, we are still waiting for our daughter-in-law to star in "The Killer Is Not So Cold"! What? How dare you take advantage of our family Xixi? Yang Yi angrily drew the dragon blade: Dragon God's のをらえ!

6 明 The Superstar Dad and His Little Girl 明星爸爸宝贝妞 Sinking into the Pacific沉入太平洋Urban2.4M WordsCompleted “Niuniu.” “Hmm?” “Do you love Daddy?” “I do!” “How much do you love me?” “A lot!” “How much is ‘a lot’?” “Love as big as the sky!” “Mm!” Just as Luo Kai was reaching the pinnacle of his life, he returned to the moment before he was reborn. Only when he saw Niuniu again did he understand that he had returned precisely to make up for what he owed his daughter! Thus, Luo Kai swore that in this life, he would use all his strength... To make Niuniu the happiest child in the world! Daddy a 0Votes449.8kRecs276.6kFans

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"Niuniu." "Huh?" "Do you love daddy?" "Yes!" "How much love?" "Very much!" "How much love is there?" "A love as big as the sky!" "Yeah!" When reaching the peak of his life, Luo Kai returned to the moment before his rebirth. When he saw Niu Niu again, he realized that his return was precisely to make up for his debt to his daughter! So Luo Kai vowed that he would use all his strength in this life... Let Niu Niu become the happiest baby in the world! Dad Niu Group: 494193990, everyone is warmly welcome to join.

7 修 Cultivation Chat Group (The Daily Life of a Chat Group) 修真聊天群（聊天群的日常生活） Legend of the Paladin圣骑士的传说Urban8.5M WordsCompleted One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran sufferers of immortal-cultivation chuunibyou. Everyone in the group addressed one another as fellow Daoists, and their profile names were all things like Palace Master, Cave Master, Perfected One, and Celestial Master. Even the group owner's lost pet dog was described as a great demon hound that had run away from home. All day long, they chatted about alchemy, exploring secret realms, cultivation experiences, and such. Then one 269Votes17.6MRecs15.7MFans

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One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a communication group for senior Xianxia chuunibyou patients. The group members in the group all referred to each other as 'fellow Taoists', and the group's business cards were various palace masters, cave masters, real people, and heavenly masters. Even the lost pet dog of the group owner is called a big demon dog and ran away from home. All day long we talked about refining alchemy, entering secret realms, practicing exercises, etc. Suddenly one day, after diving for a long time, he suddenly discovered that... Every member of the group was actually a cultivator, the kind who could move mountains and seas and live for thousands of years! Ahhhhh, the worldview was completely shattered overnight! Book Club Group: Jiuzhou No. 1 Group: 207572656 Jiuzhou Group No. 2: 168114177 Jiuzhou Group No. 3: 165210665 (New) Jiuzhou Group No. 1 (VIP book club group, verification required) 63769632

8 不 The Path of No Duality 不二大道 Wendao Shouyu文刀手予Xianxia1.8M WordsCompleted The new book, The Creation of Japanese Weird Tales, is officially on sale. [Nearly 6,000 average paid subscriptions] Wei Bu'er thinks that joining Yun Yin Sect will let him pursue the Great Dao, only to discover that he has to start out as a menial worker. And in this unassuming-looking sect, you can trip over a whole crowd of senior brothers and sisters with golden fingers just by kicking a rock. The women of the cultivation world are all gorgeous. Wei Bu'er thinks he'll surely find a good girl 0Votes335.9kRecs291.7kFans

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The new book "The Creation of Japan's Weirdness" is officially on sale. Almost 6,000 works ordered Wei Buer thought that he would be able to practice Taoism by joining the Yunyin Sect, but he found that he had to start working as a handyman first. In this seemingly inconspicuous sect, you can hit a lot of senior brothers and sisters with golden fingers just by throwing a stone. The girls in the monastic world are all pretty. Wei Buer thought he would always find a good girl, but he found that the girls were really scary. To be serious: [Large-scale·Xianxia·Romance novel], welcome to the most hidden base of Bai Jia Qi and the fiercest battlefield to kill Bai Jia. Welcome to the tragic Shura field and the delightful Bai Xue scene. Even if he was dead and nailed in a coffin, Wei Buer would still shout out with his decayed vocal cords——

9 我 The Demon Reforms Himself 我妖重新做人 Ximen Beneath the Willows柳下西门Light Novel1.6M WordsCompleted To the Kunwu Mountain Center for the Study of Abnormal Humans, the Jerusalem Nonhuman Species Relations Stabilization Association, the Vatican Holy Maiden Association, the Galactic Empire's Mars Neighborhood Office, the Demon Realm Return and Revenge Organization, the Committee for Finding the Lost Immortal Realm, and all those other demon-hunting teams: "Starting today, this king is going to be a decent person again. Don't bother me unless there's something important!" Respectfully, Demon King 0Votes138.3kRecs133.1kFans

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To, the Kunwu Mountain Abnormal Human Research Center, the Society for the Stabilization of Inhuman Species Relations in Jerusalem, the Vatican Saints Association, the Galaxy Empire's Street Office on Mars, the Demon World Return and Revenge Organization, the Search for the Lost Immortal Realm Committee, and all those demon extermination teams: "I will start a new life from today, don't bother me if you have nothing to do!" - Demon King Ling Ling Yao is here to greet you! Throwing this piece of paper on the demon king's throne, Mu Qian smiled calmly as he listened to the thundering killing cries of the allied forces of demons, demons, humans, immortals, gods, and aliens outside the palace. Is he running away? How is it possible? It's just a strategic retreat. … PS: [This book's only book friend group (Angel Fairy MansionDemon King Hall: 191476831)]

10 两 Hauler Between Two Worlds 两界搬运工 Shi Wen石闻Sci-Fi4.1M WordsCompleted Travel freely between the real world and a fantasy world, quietly working as a transporter between the two realms. 0Votes648.2kRecs554kFans

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Travel freely between the real world and the fantasy world, and quietly be a porter between the two worlds.

11 完 A Perfect Life 完美人生 Dao Yigeng刀一耕Urban4.6M WordsCompleted Li Qian was reborn. It was 1995, in another world. Here, of course, it was easier for him to succeed than it was for ordinary people. But what did success mean? Money? Fame? Status? Glory? All of those things, but not entirely. With that faint smile when she looked back, the warmth of a moment holding hands, and the subtle fragrance in his arms, life could finally be called perfect. [Full-subscription group]: 74640518 [Regular group]: 450609038 0Votes1.8MRecs871kFans

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Li Qian was reborn. 1995 in another time and space. Here, of course, he is more likely to succeed than ordinary people. But what is success? Money? Or, fame? Status? Glory? All, but not all. Only with that faint smile looking back, the momentary warmth of holding hands, and the faint body fragrance in my arms; can this life be called perfect. [Full subscription group]: 74640518 [General group]: 450609038

12 我 I Am a Monster 我就是妖怪 Zhang Xiaohua张小花Urban843k WordsCompleted I’m a monster, one who can stop time. I’m a monster who can stop time and even turn it back. That’s nothing. My true identity is far more mysterious. Sometimes I think that’s the most fascinating and poignant thing about my life: I’m the head of a neighborhood committee in human society... Sigh. That’s why my kind call me He Anyi, the One Whose Past Is Too Painful to Recall. 0Votes428.6kRecs331.8kFans

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I am a monster, I am a monster that can stop time, I am a monster that can stop time or even go backwards. These are nothing, my identity is far more mysterious. I even think that that is the most interesting and emotional thing in life - I am the director of a neighborhood committee in a human society... Hey, so my peers call me: He Anyi can't bear to look back.

13 未 The Future King 未来天王 Chen Ci Lan Diao陈词懒调Sci-Fi1.7M WordsCompleted An old legion commander who died in battle during the apocalypse is reborn as a fresh-faced young celebrity in the new century, five hundred years after the apocalypse ended (?)… “Whenever a BGM starts playing in my head, I feel like there's nothing I can't face.”, Fang Zhao. Author of three novels: Star Rank Hunter, Return to the Past and Become a Cat, and Primitive Wars. 9Votes6.6MRecs905kFans

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The old army commander who died in the apocalypse was reborn as a new century young man (?) Five hundred years after the end of the apocalypse... "Whenever the BGM sounds in my head, I feel fearless." - Fang Zhao. He has written three novels, "Star Hunter", "Back to the Past and Become a Cat", and "Original War Chronicles".

14 特 The Trafford Buyers Club 特拉福买家俱乐部 Xi Shan Baishi夕山白石Urban18.9M WordsOngoing Luo Qiu unwittingly becomes the owner of a “club.” But there is something strange about this club. It has a puppet maid who has worked there for three hundred years, and it also sells all kinds of bizarre things. Luo Qiu gradually discovers that the society he lives in is full of people driven by desire. They all come before him and trade everything they have, their lifespans, treasures, even their souls, to buy the things they covet. Every successful transaction grants Luo Qiu more time to live 542Votes2.4MRecs1.2MFans

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Luo Qiu accidentally became the owner of a 'club'. But this club is so weird. It not only has a doll maid who has been working for three hundred years, but also sells all kinds of weird things. Luo Qiu gradually discovered that in the society he lived in, there were countless guys driven by desire, and these guys would come up to him and use everything they had, including their life spans, treasures, and even souls, to make transactions and buy what they wanted. And every successful transaction brings Luo Qiu time to survive. "The sacrifice is successful, and the life span gained this time is ninety-nine years."... In this way, Luo Qiu began his career as a 'club' owner, which he did not know the end of. PS: This is a group. Yes, this is the group: 1054845345

15 咸 The Right Way for a Lazy Fish to Turn Things Around 咸鱼翻身的正确姿势 Angel Erbao二宝天使Urban4.9M WordsCompleted Salted Fish Turns Things Around fan QQ group: 575283140 Synopsis: My name is Gu Zheng. I specialize in arguing with Systems, overpowered academic geniuses, dating Systems, portable weapons... In one word: argue with them. My new books have now been released: the urban novel I Can Only Transmigrate Halfway and the realistic novel A Grassroots Man in Republican-Era China. Both are guaranteed to be high quality and absolutely worth your support. 0Votes784.1kRecs432.8kFans

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Salted Fish Fans QQ Group: 575283140 Introduction: My name is Gu Zheng, I specialize in fighting against the system, the strongest academic master, the system for picking up girls, and my sidearms... One word: quarrel with him The new book has now been released in the urban category "I Can Only Travel Halfway" and in the realistic category "Grassroots of the Republic of China", the quality is guaranteed and it is an absolutely conscientious choice.

16 我 I’m a Big-Time Player 我是大玩家 The Elbow That Can Talk会说话的肘子Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Even a plagiarist has to put in the work! Have you ever heard of a transmigrator who gets forced by the System to risk their life just for copying a novel? Have you ever heard of a transmigrator who gets forced by the System to undergo physical punishment just for quoting a famous line from their past life? All I want is to make some money. Why is it so damn hard? System, can you stop stirring up trouble? I might be a fake transmigrator! General group: 623108320 (no restrictions) VIP group: 24Votes888.1kRecs1.2MFans

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Wen Chao Gong cannot get something for nothing! Have you ever seen a time traveler who is forced by the system to risk his life just for copying a novel? Have you ever seen a time-traveler who was forced by the system to be physically punished for saying a famous quote from his previous life? I just want to make money, why is it so difficult! System, do you dare not to cause trouble? I might be a fake time traveler! … General group number: 623108320 (unlimited) V group number: 230333683 (full order screenshot required)

17 从 Once Upon a Time, There Was a Spirit Sword Mountain 从前有座灵剑山 His Majesty the King国王陛下Xianxia2.9M WordsCompleted The Spirit Sword Sect was founded in the year 4233 of the Jiuzhou calendar. For thousands of years, it has been dedicated to supplying the industry with first-rate cultivators. It is now one of the five Super-Grade Sects of the Alliance of Ten Thousand Immortals, and its leader, True Person Feng Yin, serves as one of the Alliance's seven standing elders. His cultivation is peerless. The Spirit Sword Sect upholds peace and development, and its core values are the pursuit of truth, goodness, and s 8Votes126.9kRecs660kFans

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The Spirit Sword Sect was founded in 4233 in the Kyushu Calendar. It has been committed to providing first-class immortal cultivating talents to the industry for thousands of years. It is now one of the five super-grade sects of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance. The leader, Feng Yin, serves as the seven standing elders of the Ten Thousand Immortals Alliance and has unparalleled cultivation. The Spirit Sword Sect adheres to the theme of peace and development, and the core values ​​of the sect are seeking truth, goodness, and seed. In order to further expand the strength of the sect and replenish fresh blood, it is planned to hold an Immortal Ascension Conference in the near future, and we sincerely invite elites from all walks of life to come. Still the original moral integrity Still as funny